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Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by illusion2: 8:10am On Jun 03, 2010
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. shocked shocked shocked

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." grin grin

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


“ I am in no way a violent person ”
Amanda Monti
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Published: 2005/02/10 15:13:36 GMT

© BBC MMX
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2010
I have no sense of humour

I see nothing funny about this story angry
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 3:13pm On Jun 03, 2010
na wa o for some people
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by Nobody: 3:25pm On Jun 03, 2010
*looking* *looking* Looking seriously hard 4 the joke angry
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by romsky: 3:32pm On Jun 03, 2010
keep looking until u commit lookery
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 3:37pm On Jun 03, 2010
^^ lol, Romsky, it's spelt: l shocked shocked kery
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 3:50pm On Jun 03, 2010
I trust u lol
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by Nobody: 3:52pm On Jun 03, 2010
romade shut up tongue
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 3:53pm On Jun 03, 2010
Seconded
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 3:59pm On Jun 03, 2010
Studio na aproko lipsrsealed
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2010
Lol, Nobody go believe u.
Cuz dem know sey na lies full ya mouth lol
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 4:07pm On Jun 03, 2010
lol cheesy
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 4:18pm On Jun 03, 2010
Lol no dey accuse of things wey i no do else my fans go fight you.
I don warn u
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 6:15pm On Jun 04, 2010
'an who dey deceive you say u get fans
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 8:18pm On Jun 04, 2010
Ask my cronnies.

Even for paris i popular.
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2010
Lol cheesy
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2010
Naija peeps no send my jokes.

As a child i dreamt of being "like ALI BABA the great" a man filled with laughter, i never got the chance, instead the streets have me filled with drugs. cry
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 8:31pm On Jun 04, 2010
so u be drug peddler? shocked
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 8:42pm On Jun 04, 2010
Cool down no dey rush me, Make i talk finish jor.
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 8:50pm On Jun 04, 2010
you don confess be dat cheesy
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 8:54pm On Jun 04, 2010
Wetin be my crime?

Make i feel your body to see if your temperature don high again.
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 8:59pm On Jun 04, 2010
Dream on baby!!

We never yarn reach dat level angry
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 9:02pm On Jun 04, 2010
No quote me wrong abeg.

U know, when u go hospital and complain of fever, doctor go want to like check your B.P first b4 anything else happens.
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 9:07pm On Jun 04, 2010
Studio CFR:

Wetin be my crime?

Make i feel your body to see if your temperature don high again.


Jeez!! So u be doctor and drug peddler too?? shocked
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 9:09pm On Jun 04, 2010
Not really my lord
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 9:12pm On Jun 04, 2010
Enlighten me then
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 9:13pm On Jun 04, 2010
With slap?
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 9:19pm On Jun 04, 2010
you're invited to try your luck,

anyways, why you dey quick vex so?
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 9:22pm On Jun 04, 2010
When some people dey think sey i no go fit climb that ladder.

See me now, dis same people don dey halla my name even calling me CHIEF!
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 9:23pm On Jun 04, 2010
dream on baby
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by StudioCFR(m): 9:25pm On Jun 04, 2010
Reality flashing mehn.
The guy is good. Hehehe
Re: Woman Swallows Lovers Testicle by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Jun 04, 2010
Studio?

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