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Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by cliqtips: 1:04pm On Jun 16, 2018
Hello Nl....

Don't put too much expectation of them to win so that if they don't win, you wont be disappointed.

Please sure you eat before the match starts


For Women:
Please make sure you collect any money you want to collect before the match starts. This is because if Nigeria lose, your husband might not
give you a dime It's called #TransferOfAggression

Make sure you don't provoke your husband during or after the match, you might not like the outcome if Nigeria lose the match.

Make sure you inform your child(ren) to do anything their father wants them to do to avoid/prevent story that touch

Ensure your husband eats before the match so that your food wont waste (I'm sure you wont like seeing your husband not eating your food).

If Nigeria lose, after the match, please go straight to your bed and dont even try to whine. You might not like the outcome from your hubby


For Men:
Please eat before the match kicks off.

Dont shout too much afterall, they wont give you a dime after the match.

Note that football is just like every other sports; it's either you win/lose/draw.


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Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by Viralkid: 1:08pm On Jun 16, 2018
Lol we men no need any trouble today..
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by Goldenrichard(m): 1:18pm On Jun 16, 2018
Congratulate the opponent before d match so the score line won't be extremely bad
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by Diegostan(m): 1:32pm On Jun 16, 2018
Also!!!

Try not to shout too loud while insulting players
Because they can not hear you...
Insult them responsibly thanku

Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by Nbote(m): 1:41pm On Jun 16, 2018
Jus respect urself and not expect a win.... So dat if dey do win, U'll savour it... In otherwords don't expect too much so U don't end up disappointed...
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by Teacher1776(m): 1:50pm On Jun 16, 2018
Don't be tempted to ask him questions like "how much are they even going to pay you if Nigeria wins this match?" You might end up getting a black eye.
Rather, just pretend you are fully in support of super eagles.
Just celebrate when he is doing so, and be sober in case he is.. Every time he complains, agree with him, but don't overdo it.
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by cliqtips: 2:28pm On Jun 16, 2018
Lolzz grin grin
Goldenrichard:
Congratulate the opponent before d match so the score line won't be extremely bad
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by cliqtips: 2:28pm On Jun 16, 2018
So true... just pretend
Teacher1776:
Don't be tempted to ask him questions like "how much are they even going to pay you if Nigeria wins this match?" You might end up getting a black eye.
Rather, just pretend you are fully in support of super eagles.
Just celebrate when he is doing so, and be sober in case he is.. Every time he complains, agree with him, but don't overdo it.
Re: Things You Should Do Before Watching Nigeria Match by cliqtips: 4:07pm On Jun 16, 2018
This one wey Argentina cant defeat Iceland... na problem

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