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Baba Titi, my dad is...

Numbers 1,......2.....4.......10 and 21

Baba Titi of life.....

Lovely

The ones when after their wives yell and beat their stubborn children,they never scold their stubborn children or yell at them but advice them gently because they were once stubborn as a boys too.

I LOVE NUMBER FIVE

my Dad is number 11

the man just can't adapt to Smart Phones!!! he will be like how do i like a comment or how do i upload an image



still on still i still LOVE the man

JamaicanLove:
Good night y'all

Cum to my place and spend your night...

Am sure ur breast nipple won't leave with you the next morning.

at the bar laughing out lowd op wehdorn

You really nailed it this time
@op

I am proudly Number 1.

JamaicanLove:
Good night y'all

bad person
Sinner man

boldking:
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
"Prof. Jubril Aminu was once the VC of University of
Maiduguri. During his tenure, there was an Aluta struggle and
some students were rusticated.
Four of the rusticated students came to Gani Fawehinmi to
challenge the action.
He fought the case to the Supreme Court and won.
The students went back to complete their studies.
Later, Gani was arrested over his anti-SAP conference and
was flown to Maiduguri, then driven to Gashua. At the Lagos
airport, not knowing where he was being taken to by the
security men, Gani played a fast one - he told his captors that
he wanted to use the toilet.
He got inside the toilet and quickly scribbled on a toilet paper
- "To whoever uses this toilet, this is Gani Fawehinmi. I am
being flown to an unknown destination by security men.
Please, let the world know". He placed it in a conspicuous
place, flushed the toilet as if he just used it and came out.
When they got to Maiduguri, they had a brief stop over at the
SSS office, where a lady officer offered Gani a cup of coffee.
Gani was hooked on coffee like drug. But this time, the will
power of Gani came on. He told the lady officer -"so you
people have got information that l can't do without coffee. You
think you can poison me? From, today, I stop taking coffee ".
That was how he ended his addiction to coffee.
He was later moved to Gashua prison, in a most decrepit cell
where he collapsed after some substances were sprayed in the
cell.
He was rushed to the University of Maiduguri Teaching
hospital. When he regained consciousness, he found a doctor
examining him and he protested, asking the doctor not to
touch him.
The doctor, not wanting the security men guarding him to
hear, he whispered to Gani's ear - "Chief, you are in safe
hands. Can't you recognise me? I am....., one of the medical
students rusticated whom you fought for our reinstatement. I
am now a doctor. So, relax. You are in safe hands".
And that was how Gani's life was saved - reaping from the
good deeds he did earlier, which he had forgotten"
~ Richard Akinnola II
Moral of this real life story:
Do good always and it shall come back to u

I love what you posted on Argentina and black slaves
No wonder the Argentines don't have black
Thanks man more grace

My dad nd number 8



Are like guguru nd ekpa

the one that gasses and acuses you and you have no choice to endure both the smell and the faulse acusation.

AnonymousIP:
Great list

Yeah great list

Op forgot to add fathers that are always on nairaland's first page

Very funny!
My late Father was number 24

Perfect list.... good morning everybody

AnonymousIP:
lalasticlala

he belongs to number 25

Neoteny:
Someone please put a stop to this crap.

It's neither humorous nor creative.

And it's getting a little out of hand.

But I'm thoroughly enjoying this.
That you don't isn't enough reason to deprive the rest of us.

hmm

JamaicanLove:
Good night y'all

What sort of pic is this? This is a public forum for eff sake.

SunFlow:
Till date, my Dad haven't understood why the canes he uses to flog me, kept on disappearing

No wonder he beats you with cane. Your English command is terrible!

SunFlow:
Till date, my Dad haven't understood why the canes he uses to flog me, kept on disappearing

Make him understand. Lol

The ones that don't believe in beating to discipline a child, they will sit you down and open a history book for you on how you suppose to behave. The advice would take so long that you wish were beaten.

Mchewww can't find the connection... Ur memes are not even related. U just put any picture u like and captioning anything u feel like.
It doesn't work that way bro stop bastardising memes.

jy2kbeyond:


What sort of pic is this? This is a public forum for eff sake.

Don't you ever get tired, of monitoring me?

my kind of fada, you send him "please call me", he will reply you" please send me credit "

Wat a waste of my precious time

No 2 my Dad

Number 21 though.. U need to see us outsmarting each other just to wash old man's clothes that year... U must see better money guy no dulling

My late father (Of the blessed memory) belongs to the group that won't let you change the 9'oclock news even when he is sleeping.

This meme brought smiles and mixed emotions as I remember him.