*FIFA apologize for mis-conduct in Nigeria Vs Argentina match* Thank God oh!!!, It has been confirmed by FIFA that the match between Nigeria and Argentina had had a lot of errors than any match ever recorded in the FIFA world cup, the president of FIFA used this medium to apologise about the discomfort for Nigeria... He also stated that the Argentina coach had paid a bribe to the referee before the match. He said that since this has been observed, he has therefore stated that the match which was played at 19:00 of 26th June 2018 shall be replayed on the 30th June 2018 therefore shifting the end of the world cup to the 16th of July 2018... The president of FIFA said that the match shall be observed by new referees and that the referees that where incharge of the Nigerian match shall be disbanded from FIFA, it was said that the match which is going to hold on the 30th of June 2018 shall be held on smartphone, laptops, ppsspp and Xbox devices, thank you for your time... You can now continue

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