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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 10:14pm On Aug 28, 2018
Nice one.......update update update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:51pm On Aug 28, 2018
youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys lets put smile on our guy's face by click on this link to like his story
click here to like his short story on Facebook


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youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys lets put smile on our guy's face by click on this link to like his story
click here to like his short story on Facebook


kindly click
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=498512433955386&id=3

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:02pm On Aug 28, 2018
christheair:
G... Carry go joor. My sit for here no de go anywhere grin grin... We die here.

Make nobody try Sidon for my chair ooo shocked

thank u so much bro

youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys put smile on your guy's face by clicking on this link to like my story,please also mention ur face book friends to come and like the story tanx man


kindly click
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:03pm On Aug 28, 2018
donaldphilipizu:
Nice one.......update update update

thank u my man



youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook page the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys put smile on your guy's face by clicking on this link to like my story,please also mention ur face book friends to come and like the story tanx man


kindly click
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:05pm On Aug 28, 2018
Runaway:
Bros I dey feel u o, I wish say na waytin u fit fire down, as in put everything out once e for good and bad o. Cus ur suspense no be here o. Keep it up bro...


thanks my man





youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys put smile on your guy's face by clicking on this link to like my story,please also mention ur face book friends to come and like the story tanx man


kindly click
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:07pm On Aug 28, 2018
pradoic rowdymind and co,nah only God go fit reward una,brotherly tanx i dey see una hand work for the Facebook competition
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 11:57pm On Aug 28, 2018
Are you the author of life of a teenage HIV patient
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 12:03am On Aug 29, 2018
Guys, We Have To Put In Effort The Number Of Likes And Support I Am Seeing On The Stories Of Other Contestants Is Overwhelming. This Is Nairaland With A Population Of Over 2 Millie, Will Our Own Lose In A Contest Where Number Matters?. If At Least 5% Vote For Youngzubi We'd Come Out Victorious. Do Not Relent Not Now Not Ever!!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:33am On Aug 29, 2018
Johnsown1:
Are you the author of life of a teenage HIV patient

yes my bro,i pray i l'll win the contest
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:36am On Aug 29, 2018
rowdymind:
Guys, We Have To Put In Effort The Number Of Likes And Support I Am Seeing On The Stories Of Other Contestants Is Overwhelming. This Is Nairaland With A Population Of Over 2 Millie, Will Our Own Lose In A Contest Where Number Matters?. If At Least 5% Vote For Youngzubi We'd Come Out Victorious. Do Not Relent Not Now Not Ever!!!




exactly my bro,i found out about the contest late
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by wizsolzy(m): 6:36am On Aug 29, 2018
This my boy johnsown1 come dey won read pass ;Dme angry baba lemme go and read dat ur HIV own
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:48am On Aug 29, 2018
wizsolzy:
This my boy johnsown1 come dey won read pass ;Dme angry baba lemme go and read dat ur HIV own


ok bro,remember to vote for me by...like.....comment .....and mention your Facebook friends to and vote me with their likes and comments too
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:04am On Aug 29, 2018
madiba147 guy i sight ur like on Facebook,please as u also have 1000s of fb friends abeg show love by mentioning dem for comment box,abeg brotherly tell em to vote my story with their....like...comment..and like the page
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 7:22am On Aug 29, 2018
Which one be your story?

The one by Desmond Nona?


Youngzubi:


thank u my man



youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook page the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys put smile on your guy's face by clicking on this link to like my story,please also mention ur face book friends to come and like the story tanx man


kindly click
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=498512433955386&id=3
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Pinkfeet: 9:25am On Aug 29, 2018
pradoic:


youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys lets put smile on our guy's face by click on this link to like his story
click here to like his short story on Facebook


kindly click
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=498512433955386&id=3



charytea, bimbrry1307, gucciqueen38, parismoore, biadefolar, adesina12, giannaaaaaa, shewrites, ellabae, ghostwritter, centino, pinkfeet, vhally fasttrack curvydiva InkPaperVodka cyndy1000 TheBlessedMAN twoclans kimberlyWest ericsmith rosalieene kaycee9242 MhiztaRange prettyMizQdot chivera018 uniquechild skubido casler godwindanielboy donpiiko BdorianGray Rhemy2013 donnaD audina nelem princessmj ayodijex nikz vickysunmomi lady25 ann2012 mc6xty WAACUT canme4u victoria2000 mjay05 aharpride1 tgold1 INDUSTRIALFAN stevodot22 FortunateB crystalprince honourable356 oluwakemi65 stancyfrosh xaviercasmier Alexk2 Rollins777 Dessydemmy Divpen1 obyikye FloraEC IamXcessiz eniafelamo princessyere1 stellamarisII Ibunkun1 Kimoyo Pearl05 Sweety189 Peluhmii queenitee tonexyx joyberry millenia Chii8 Jane1234 Halyma Silver1996 onetop funkyjenny marianneada, akinwale14



youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook pagepage the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys lets put smile on our guy's face by click on this link to like his story
click here to like his short story on Facebook


kindly click
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=498512433955386&id=3

have like and comment
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Enny2013(f): 10:10am On Aug 29, 2018
Ar dey enjoy dis story lyk die...thumb up,YoungZubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:40am On Aug 29, 2018
Sensitivity1254:
Which one be your story?
The one by Desmond Nona?


yes bro thats me DESMOND NONA

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:41am On Aug 29, 2018
Pinkfeet:

have like and comment


thank you so much
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by alex81(m): 11:10am On Aug 29, 2018
even though we were not mentioned. i've liked it.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 11:19am On Aug 29, 2018
Done


Youngzubi:



yes bro thats me DESMOND NONA
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 11:45am On Aug 29, 2018
Youngzubi:


yes my bro,i pray i l'll win the contest
Ok that's good
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 11:46am On Aug 29, 2018
wizsolzy:
This my boy johnsown1 come dey won read pass ;Dme angry baba lemme go and read dat ur HIV own

Who be your boy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 11:46am On Aug 29, 2018
Youngzubi:



ok bro,remember to vote for me by...like.....comment .....and mention your Facebook friends to and vote me with their likes and comments too

Youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:38pm On Aug 29, 2018
sex NA FOOD written by youngzubi


Episode.....46written by youngzubi



GBEDU!!!!!
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Bedmatics 
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immediately doctor discharge im people,he rush outside go chater taxi wey go drive dem go house,Vincent nah very cool young man,almost sey im nor get any problem at all as im life nah the jeje type,he tall,dark with better face wey no woman go fit reject im engagement ring,as he sidon for back seat with im wife inside the taxi wey drive dem dey go house,sentino sidon for front wit the driver,the way everything take happen just dey make am laff,"sentino so you won kill my beautiful wife eh!,no worry papa go hear about this,Vincent yan as all of dem begin laff



after spending better jolly moment wit maya and sentino dem,Vincent and im wife left for their family house,onto sey nah the upcoming wedding ceremony carry dem come naija all the way from south Africa

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(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

As i take wear clothe rush down stairs,carry golden dragon key begin go rovers hotel still dey surprise me,who go won miss that kind overwhelming opportunity,that Florida lady level high nobi small,she be high class even big mama sef nah learner for her side,and she sabi dress gan!,infact the lady nah fire!

wit dragon speeding without making pkakam sound,i begin look myself for the side mirror,thank gawd for my barber the guy nah guru,my afro hair shave well,i wear white body hug polo with penciled jean trousers,to compliment am well i wear better black can wey get white soul


minutes later i reach for front of night rovers hotel,the security man waka come open gate as i drive enter the compound,after i don lock the moto jejely asin ruggedly i begin bounce go the entrance,the man wey stand dia use one tin like that check my body before im permit me to proceed,as the door open by im sef i shuk head enter,but the peson wey my eye first jam as i enter the hotel begin change my mood,but i pretend sey i nor see am

the hotel big nobi small,as nah five story mansion,swimming pool dey the compound even other mini bars dey for different parts inside the compound apart from the main one wey dey for first floor inside the main building,wit people every wia eating,drinking,whil e some just sidon dey press phone but nah one particular set of two people drag my attention,one young lady she fair wella and another guy we be chocolate colour,im face the girl as two of dem just dey into each other,although nah the girl i dey look nobi the guy,but she sef never notice me

i look further nahim i sight big mama waving at me as signal,i match down to dia side,omo Florida just look me wit better sexy smile Chai,her smile nah vitamin C 

"hi,i yan and wave her

"mama i don land o!,i yan big mama


"awww!! looking sweet as ever,Florida yan


"rubbish human being,check up ko!,mama yan as i begin laff


"ah! mama if nobi sey nah mmm!! i wink,i for nor come o!


"i know nah rubbish boy,nahim make me mention her name,mama yan


"hmm seems peson dey crush on me o!,Florida yan smiling


"crush ke!,see as i dey hia so eh!,notin fit move me ontop woman matter,i lie


"eh ehn!!! so watin come carry hardman come nah,Florida yan



"em! ha nah becos sey mama don yan me sey nah based on logistics matter nah


"Hahaha!!! nah mad man you be,big mama yan as dem laff



"so back to business,spana this client here needs you,hope you'er prepared?,big mama yan


"ah ah! shey nah hia?? i over ready sef,i yan


"hardman indeed,not here biko,i get house,Florida yan



"oh! ok no problem i dey kampe!,i yan


"good so you guys are good to go,am yan

(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)


for the next 56mins we just dey gist,chop and drink stuffs till Florida yan me sey make we begin go her place,dem conclude sey i go spend the whole night for her place, but that one nobi matter as far sey money and bedmatics go dey ground 


she stand up as i stand go grab her waist then we begin match outside,big mama go take care of dragon


we reach wia they park dem car,nah dia i come jam those two people again,the chocolate guy rush go open the passenger door for the fair girl to enter but her eye mistakenly sight me gawam!,she loose balance instanta as the guy begin struggle to hold her

"what's wrong",Florida voice jab me back


"eh em! no problem o! oya enter make we dey go i yan trying to compose my sef,




"una don meet before,Florida yan as we sidon inside her car begin go her place


"eh! yes no nah the guy i bin dey look jare,i yan


"hmm hope you sabi im papa,asin you know watin be im papa work,Florida yan



"d.p.o",i yan


"gbam! so carry go eh!,case nahim go kill you,Florida yan as she hit my chest wit her palm


"iyeee!!!,i shout


"ee yeess!!!,she shout



"the drive to her house good sha,as inside her moto be like parlour so we just relax dey watch movie till her guard waka come open door sey we don reach


nah wen i waka come down i notice sey night don come sef,then for wia i stand for her car park,nah big three storey mansion i dey face,light full every wia,small garden dey for one corner to show sey nah americana get the place,even swimming pool sef dey for my left hand side

the house nah green and white dem paint am,as small portable bar dey beside am,we match enter inside,o boy eh!,me sef begin wonder wia i dey as every wia just dey sparkle dey shine gold and silver



big plasma tv dey for ground becos e too big to hang for wall,long and big cushion arrange in four corners with glass center table for middle,her house maids begin come out come welcome her,omo if i see one i go talk sey nah she fine pass but wen another one surface i go begin think otherwise 


"after the long Tin, i follow Florida climb up go her room,as i enter the room e come be like sey nah another planet i jump enter,the room design nobi her,i still dey try observe how i go take describe the room wen Florida release her body ontop me for wia i sidon for bed


"ahhh!! wait nah,i yan but she don already seize my mouth,we begin kiss

from there i comot her clothes,naso the tin take start,i won relax sample her but she too dey rush spana


"i kukuma leave her make she do her tin


"wow!! i thought as much,she yan as she drag spana come outside,small small she begin rub am before adding her wet lips,hmmm she just continued from wia Bola stopped





(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)


to be continued.......

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 3:27pm On Aug 29, 2018
Youngzubi:


thank u my man



youngzubi is currently contesting for best short story on Boldscholar Facebook page the story with the highest like and comments wins so please guys put smile on your guy's face by clicking on this link to like my story,please also mention ur face book friends to come and like the story tanx man


kindly click
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I SITE U MY G.U HV NT 2 WORY ABT.GAT UR BK.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:38pm On Aug 29, 2018
donaldphilipizu:
I SITE U MY G.U HV NT 2 WORY ABT.GAT UR BK.


thank you bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 5:08pm On Aug 29, 2018
Carry go boss, have hit my like at ur page already!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:13pm On Aug 29, 2018
izaray:
Carry go boss, have hit my like at ur page already!


thanks alot dear
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 6:44pm On Aug 29, 2018
Bro, you don dey loose focus? Your updates this past 2 days is short and lacks vivid and lucid description it was known for b4

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
tomgab:
Bro, you don dey loose focus? Your updates this past 2 days is short and lacks vivid and lucid description it was known for b4



hmmm my guy,the tin is dah am getting more occupied on daily bases,i got an email some days ago wit some offer which i decided to give a try ,i nor fit lie you writting is already taking 70% of my time

to avoid losing u guys i kept on struggling to update here too,becos my journey started here,u guys made me, without you guys there is no youngzubi


am working on this story: BLOOD FOR BLOOD(WORLD BEFORE EARTH) STORY BY YOUNGZUBI

and again season 2 of sex na food

but,i will try harder in that area of description

noted bro,money is still neededgrin and thats why am fighting strongly for that short story award in Facebook please bro support smiley

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 7:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
tomgab:
Bro, you don dey loose focus? Your updates this past 2 days is short and lacks vivid and lucid description it was known for b4



hmmm my guy,the tin is dah am getting more occupied on daily bases,i got an email some days ago wit some offer which i decided to give a try ,i nor fit lie you writting is already taking 70% of my time

to avoid losing u guys i kept on struggling to update here too,becos my journey started here,u guys made me, without you guys there is no youngzubi


am working on this story: BLOOD FOR BLOOD(WORLD BEFORE EARTH) STORY BY YOUNGZUBI

and again season 2 of sex na food

but,i will try harder in that area of description

noted bro,money is still neededgrin and thats why am fighting strongly for that short story award on Facebook please bro support smiley

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