A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. 

The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

Nice 1 TJ

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Nice joke.

I taught the pharmacist was a good Sameritan

Oh well,
Nice 1 @ poster

Thanks man, u got me laughin real hard.

^^ pls take it easy so u don't break.

@op
That's a killer joke!

This One a killer joke?

No make me laugh abeg.

Hey laugh at joke not my reply.

Ur mate dey watch football, whichway?

Validated

No near me-- u midget!
U want make i use my left leg match u enter ground?

hmmm

oh ok