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Going To Rome by femionasan(m): 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2007
A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste, "

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is terrible and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman came in again for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old flight attendant who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really? What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the crappy hairdo?"
Re: Going To Rome by spoilt(f): 8:33pm On Mar 28, 2007
ha ha! serves er right! grin
Re: Going To Rome by ereyomi: 4:47pm On Oct 21, 2009
Agreed lol grin grin grin!!!
Re: Going To Rome by D1KeleVra(m): 9:24pm On Oct 22, 2009
lol nice joke cheesy
Re: Going To Rome by Kunbee: 2:31am On Oct 23, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Going To Rome by bashydemy(m): 11:38am On Oct 23, 2009
The hairdresser go vex die ahahha
Re: Going To Rome by sweetliet: 12:14pm On Oct 23, 2009
her amebo 2much jare
Re: Going To Rome by bashydemy(m): 7:04am On Oct 24, 2009
guess who is the hairdresser
Re: Going To Rome by D1KeleVra(m): 8:49pm On Oct 24, 2009
bashy_demy:

The hairdresser go vex die ahahha

not really. . . you see, the hairdresser doesn't give a flying fvck smiley
Re: Going To Rome by ajekpaks(m): 2:23am On Oct 25, 2009
Chai funny
Re: Going To Rome by kodylicky(f): 10:04am On Oct 26, 2009
lol cheesy cheesy cheesy

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