A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you're bad luck."

Nice 1 - but this joke's been posted here on nland!!

besides it's from Basket Mouth - Night of A Thousand Laughs

@ efemena xy so what?
u dont redicle what pple take their tym 2 post i have read ur post tym without number u keep redicling pples fun why are u like dat? and u havent post any thing on Nland iinstead what u do is to redicle pples post
haaaaaaaaaaaa u are disgusting man change ur way d postre is not my friend i dont even no d person but i just feel u are been on fear on NLAND plz change ur way

@ the poster dat a nice one u have there sensible and funny lol

Mr Stontblaze

[list][li] Your grammar is truly awful. [/li][/list]

[list] [li]Perhaps if you translate the crap you've just posted in English - then maybe I might be able to respond accordingly?? [/li][/list]

[list] [li]Hint: Try using the Thesarus dictionary i.e the little ABC button on the top-right hand corner of WORD [/li][/list]

In the meantime, if you no know where dey pain you - go fry sand chop

<bloody a**hole>

OMO this one interst me pass the joke o.

oh GOD i have seen this over and over again lol

LOL, ungrateful husband!