ok

i think i can go back.

I dnt love U Neither do I hate U---So How come i'm Obsessed?

how do u know 8o% of men are impotent? Have u slept wit 80% of all men in the world?

How can I b Obessed with U? How Can--Buhahahahahhahah

@jaybaby,wat u're doin' is obsession.


prove dat 80% of men are impotent.buhahahahah

Obession is a Thing of the Mind---

80% of men are importent? rily ? ?

Are u actually doing that?

Yes very true abt that

nobody is above slap

says who, if i slap you enh?

Once i go black ,i can neber go back?

yes ooh


well 20% of them come from my family

and 80% of them are from?

your family lol

And what about 80% of women, sex maniacs?

It good to be in a very healthy relationship

yes,o. my sista. Alcohol is bad for u.

I can never be obsessed with u becos i don't do gurls

Alcohol can never destroy me 'cause i don't do alcohol.

I don't hate you becos u are cool peoplessss

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman


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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright


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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin


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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry


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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell


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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this, A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

somehing like what, sand?

the sweetest thing av heard in the last few minutes

datz ma mission

you do?? thanks dear

hhhmmm! dats true cutie babe

Don't be afraid of falling sometimes becos we all make mistakes

the case is the other way round _lol

no, urs is the other way round, life should respect u