There was this party I attended and most of the gals were half naked. They were wearing a transparent mini skirt with spagetti top. I was dancing with a gal and was careful when she will lift her butt up to pack my "johnson". But I was begining to enjoy the songs and was carried away. This time her real a$s lifted my Johnson up and the thing no waste time charge. Despite my tight boxers and thick jean, she felt the rage of my annoying johnson and shouted "shit!". All turned to my position and saw my abnormal jean size has increased. I ran to the rest room immediately. My jean was jumper cos of the lift of my Johnson.

lmao ;d ;d

Burst to laughter That's a cool name for "Johnson"

thanks for sharing, nice experience.

D1KeleVra:

"poo"?

You be catarrh.

xynerise:

I ran to the rest room immediately. My jean was jumper cos of the lift of my Johnson.

I don't get it!! what am I missing in this joke

just focus and u will get it

^^ I don try but e no work

abeg break am down small-small for me too now

You mean the part in bold fonts?

Yes.

ok. Are u familiar with Micheal Jackson's trousers?
That is what naija called 'Jumper'.
That was how my long jean was after my Johnson rose from the dead.

Ahhhhhh!!

Now I get you, thanks!! - hehehehe

Nice joke

you are welcome gal.
geez is not easy to be a teacher

lol

I know

u sound as if u are out of town

I am out of town

but let's not go there - U. . .R. . .derailing ur thread

give us more jokes pls

ok more jokes huh?
u too like better thing

"Stubborn Johnson" LOL

<smiles>

'tis only natural  

<to like better thing!>

ok more jokes coming, but more jokes mean more funny experience ahead

Cool!

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Cool!
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I can give u a private joke if u want

D1KeleVra:

Cool!

<sighs>

D1, I dey tink say Efe don manage avoid u - why you dey follow me na??  

I can give u a private joke if u want

Really?? No thanks - I prefer public jokes

Really?? No thanks - I prefer public jokes
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Dirty mind. What are u thinking?

Xynerise

Dunno - you tell me

**walks out of thread and slams door shut**

Efemena_xy:

Xynerise

Dunno - you tell me

**walks out of thread and slams door shut**

Now that is what I call UNNECESSARY ANONYED

Stuborn johnson

Stale!

hater