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| Sandals by Labans(m): 3:31pm On Apr 02, 2007 |
A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!" |
| Re: Sandals by osegwu(m): 3:36pm On Apr 02, 2007 |
Good enough for the shopkeeper |
| Re: Sandals by toygod2: 4:09am On Jul 27, 2012 |
seriously laffing my butts off  |
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