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Before U Visit The Chemist by yemooffa(m): 11:30pm On Jun 29, 2010
a woman sent her daughter to invite her doctor brother to dinner. The doctor wrote a reply in return but when the woman opened the letter,she could not read it try as she could she couldnt and she didnt know whether he was coming or not so she went and asked her husband for advice.After trying and failing to read the note himself,The husband said ''i have an idea,why dont you take it to the chemist,no matter how bad the doctor's handwriting may be the chemist is always able to read it'' so the woman thinking its a good idea went of to the chemist in her neighbourhood.
When she got there she just handed the letter to him and said ''this is from a doctor''
The chemist took a long look at the note,nodding his head intermitently and finally reached upon a shelf and brought down a big bottle of medicine and told the woman ''take one spoon 3 times daily''
Re: Before U Visit The Chemist by Spyker: 11:34am On Jun 30, 2010
This is not funny.
Re: Before U Visit The Chemist by D1KeleVra(m): 11:50am On Jun 30, 2010
hmm not sure i'm still in the correct section of NL sad
Re: Before U Visit The Chemist by EfemenaXY: 6:26pm On Jun 30, 2010
wetin "take 1 spoon 3 times daily" get to do with the invitation to dinner??

@poster e be like say dis ur joke miss road o!
Re: Before U Visit The Chemist by D1KeleVra(m): 9:17pm On Jun 30, 2010
I think the poster is just trying to say chemists most times don't know what's written down and just dispense what they want. . . even that doesn't really pass as funny sad
Re: Before U Visit The Chemist by EfemenaXY: 9:27pm On Jun 30, 2010
^^ True

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