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Which Of Them Is Pregnant? by wolesmile(m): 4:46pm On Sep 04, 2018
Baby Bump

Re: Which Of Them Is Pregnant? by brodalikeme(m): 5:28pm On Sep 04, 2018
1) Two of them are pregnant
2) One is pregnant with a baby, the other is pregnant with twin; beer and pepper soup
3) One will give birth after 9 months, the other one with twins will never give birth.
4) One of them got pregnant by union of a man and woman, the other one got pregnant by himself.
5) One only has occasional sickness (morning sickness) the other one has great health risk, hence on the path to various terminal illness.
6) What One is carrying brings joy, while what the other person is carrying brings destruction.

As a proverb in my mother’s tribe goes “Wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, naim dey kill goat”

Finally, there is great blessing in being a woman and joy in the process of becoming a mother. Oya, women clap for ya sef!

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Re: Which Of Them Is Pregnant? by adedayoa2(f): 6:08pm On Sep 04, 2018
The 2 of them

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Re: Which Of Them Is Pregnant? by Mcy56(f): 7:21pm On Sep 04, 2018
Lol grin

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