A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

You try!

Nice!

You will continually pay as long as the father and mother are together.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha that one actually made me laugh out loud

Glad you guys like it!!
Here's another:

A man walks up to a woman and asks, "Would you sleep with me
for $1,000,000?"
She quickly replies, "Yes."
So then he asks, "Would you sleep with me for $20?"
Astounded by the question she says, "Of course not. What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He replies, "Well we've already determined that. Now I'm just working on the price."

I'll keep you guys posted on new jokes from my site www.punnypeople.com

funny 2

Bill and his father are out fishing and drinking beer while discussing football and NASCAR.

All of a sudden Bill says, "Dad, I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

His father, silent for a moment, slowly takes a sip of his beer and says, "Son, you better think it over; women like that are hard to find."

U don mess up.

When I die I want to be asleep like my grandfather was. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

*sneezes on thread*