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Price Of Marriage by chiji123: 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." |
Re: Price Of Marriage by dani1luv: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
You try! |
Re: Price Of Marriage by tanimz(f): 9:56pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
Re: Price Of Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:07pm On Jul 05, 2010 |
Nice! |
Re: Price Of Marriage by holarbeece: 1:14pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
You will continually pay as long as the father and mother are together. |
Re: Price Of Marriage by rahd: 1:41pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Price Of Marriage by NaijaSisi(f): 2:14pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahaha that one actually made me laugh out loud |
Re: Price Of Marriage by chiji123: 3:10pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
Glad you guys like it!! Here's another: A man walks up to a woman and asks, "Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?" She quickly replies, "Yes." So then he asks, "Would you sleep with me for $20?" Astounded by the question she says, "Of course not. What kind of woman do you think I am?" He replies, "Well we've already determined that. Now I'm just working on the price." I'll keep you guys posted on new jokes from my site www.punnypeople.com |
Re: Price Of Marriage by NaijaSisi(f): 3:13pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
funny 2 |
Re: Price Of Marriage by chiji123: 7:31pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
Bill and his father are out fishing and drinking beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Bill says, "Dad, I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months." His father, silent for a moment, slowly takes a sip of his beer and says, "Son, you better think it over; women like that are hard to find." |
Re: Price Of Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
U don mess up. |
Re: Price Of Marriage by chiji123: 7:53pm On Jul 06, 2010 |
When I die I want to be asleep like my grandfather was. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. |
Re: Price Of Marriage by Kunbee: 12:26am On Jul 07, 2010 |
*sneezes on thread* |
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