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What Makes You Anxious Every Single Day? by Igboeze90: 2:09am On Oct 03, 2018
Someone asked this question on Quora...

What makes you anxious every single day?


My answer.

Soccer bets.

A friend recommends a WhatsApp group called Heavy Stakers. According to him, Heavy Stakers is in the business of soccer betting: they share their thoroughly-researched soccer predictions with you for a monthly fee…

The fee is called a subscription, and once you subscribe, they consistently send you accurate soccer predictions daily…

“I make over 40% of my stake budget monthly,” he says. You pull out your checklist of red flags…

Do they have a face? Yes
Do they have experience? Yes
Are they knowledgeable? Yes

You tell yourself: experience plus knowledge equals success. You give your life to them, committing to stake 20k naira ($56) daily on matches sent to you…

9 a.m. they PM you the first game.

Al Ahly vs. Zamalek (kick off: 12 p.m Nigerian time).

Prediction: Al Ahly to win @ 1.70

You log onto the bookmaker's website, transfer the required funds, and place your bet. You smile, a perfect side hustle is the surest way to quit a corporate cubicle…

12.45 p.m. You pull out your phone and check livescores. You can't believe your eyes.

Al Ahly vs. Zamalek (3:0) First half!

You leap for joy. These guys are damn good, how did I not find them out earlier? It doesn't matter, though. Better late than never…

1.40 p.m. You are enjoying a heavy lunch, smiling more than usual. 14k ($39) just like that. More like unclean funds, but it's clean, and even if otherwise you'll pay tithe from it. God makes the red crimson white. You smile…

You pull out your phone. There you see the shocker of your life.

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Al Ahly vs. Zamalek (3:2) 88 minutes!

You frown. Your heart starts racing, you abandon your lunch, you are praying-racing to the Gents…

Jeez, this is not happening. You close the browser, hold your phone to your chest and start praying in other tongues…

5 minutes later. You check again.

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Al Ahly vs. Zamalek (3:2) Full time!

You have survived the scare of your life…

9 a.m. You have a new PM.

Newport County vs. Macclesfield Town

Prediction: New Port County to win @ 1.65

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