Where is the meme of a man sleeping with his neighbor's wife and the woman bleeping her friend's husband?

Your last line wick me die

ChiefAzubuikeh:
Lived in such environment during my struggle days. My next room neighbor once entered through the toilet and peeping at a girl bathing in the bathroom. A demarcation separates the bathroom and toilet. So he simply climbed and was peeping from above. The girl caught him but as a sharp guy, he don pass window escape inside bush.

There seems to be that bachelor who brings in different species of ladies everyday.

Also, there's always that rich neighbor that you begin wonder why he dey live for face me I face you

Thank God I left this stage of life a long time ago. Now, na duplex dey rush me; I'm saying this with outright humility, to the glory of God alone.
For everyone still believing God for a better accommodation, I urge you to keep your hope alive, for your expectation shall not be cut short. If He did it for me, He can do much more for you.
Common guys, it's my Birthday, show me some love!

Thank God I have passed the level ooo, it is a good experience, my neighbor dey envy me because na only me dey on my generator, every day na for my neighbor to dey beef me... but I dey mind my business nio

What about that advanced bachelor/spinster who brings in different partners for bleeping?

I pray i pass this level as soon as possible.. Face me i face you is problematic.. Its always fresh issue every day

Nice meme

Airforce1 can relate to all this

gaby:
In fact..ehn..

It wasn't funny growing up in a face me I slap you, it was darn real as Bleep and helped triggered my resorting to venturing out of Nigeria by whatever means possible.

Talked bout it in my book on my siggy..

wow


I thank God i did not face all that


neither can I relate with any of the scenarios up there

And to think a lot of Nigerian urban dwellers go through this kind of rubbish life


btw, do you currently reside in Nigeria?

OneCorner:
This is not Lagos face me I face you

how is lagos face me i face you?

Even if nah Self Con Every yard has a stupid tenant

Even as a young dude still managing my self con here I still experience few of what the op wrote.

But I could remember vividly back then I'm with my parents living in one room apartment with all my siblings. We the whole tenants shared the same bathroom and toilet in a yard of 21 rooms. You will imaging the kind queue in the morning.

Those that live in Aba can relate to what I'm saying. Poverty is a big bastard.

Deriz dis woman whose door is opposite mine,she doesn't have any whr to let her child shit than her door side,d boy head b like mitsubushi tv,any time him dey shit every airfreshner used becomes useless,because d odour gidi gaaan!!

hard staying in a face me i slap u

check ma ziggy

My own experience is kind of symbiosis, there's this neighbour that can cook very well, the scent of her food alone can make you mad, being a sharp guy with no money I began to fetch her water every morning and she reciprocated by giving me food morning and night. That's how I survived! Dou am still searching for her cus I want to pay her back!

This is just too real

ChiefAzubuikeh:
Lived in such environment during my struggle days. My next room neighbor once entered through the toilet and peeping at a girl bathing in the bathroom. A demarcation separates the bathroom and toilet. So he simply climbed and was peeping from above. The girl caught him but as a sharp guy, he don pass window escape inside bush.

There seems to be that bachelor who brings in different species of ladies everyday.

Also, there's always that rich neighbor that you begin wonder why he dey live for face me I face you

The level of corruption and immoralities that abounds in face me I face you are terribly unprecedented.

In ours we had three rows of about 18 room with every row having a corresponding toiled/bath plus plus a communual kitchen.

Most of the families including mine occupied two rooms each with the exception of about three singles at the time.

Of the families, we were rightly the champions in numbers. Papa/mama plus ten kids. You wan find trouble Abi, we dey wait.

It was sort of an un-written rule to refer to families by any known names. Every family or neighbour had a nick.

We had Baba Nepa, the area nepa man/drunk who wouldn't climb a power line whenever he was sober. And he'd always stagger home late every night to community brushing from his wife (mama nepa) and his kids. We learnt to sleep through the noise overtime because it had become standard.

There was Mr Aviation. We lived just a stone throw from the International airport in Lagos, Aviation will always beckon on us to come look at an aircraft either taking off or landing and will tell us that's Okada air on its way to benin or oriental airlines headed to owerri. Oga was jobless at this time with his tortoise car o, how he knew all these na only God know oo.

We had Mr frog eye, when you see him you'd understand.

And then, my family was aptly named the battalion family or papa/mama dozen. But you had better not said it to our hearing or face if not na area fight o. All of us dey bam up gather brush people because no joy at all.

My bathroom rendezvous with my compound babe then were epic. Na the same time we take dey shower. Whether I dirty or not oo, once she's on the move with her bucket, that was an instant signal for me to come jiggy jiggy with it. Lol

I'd climb through the opening at the top and land like spider man in her turf and straight to business we go. If per adventure I notice anyone waiting outside to use the bathroom, while I'm working at the other bathroom I'll be pouring water down my empty cubicle to make it appear as busy/occupied.

From the Lil above you could easily deduce what the living conditions must have been like and how I decided upon putting myself on the line as a sacrificial lamb in a bid to get my folks out from the doldrums of poverty, hence my suicide mission trip through the deserts onwards Europe after all all die na die...

At 15/16 i'd often sneak up to the airport to catch a glimpse of people arriving from abroad and would always tell myself I must travel out..lol

Until one day the airport security nabbed me and my cousin and made us share a cell with hardened criminals who denied us sleep all through the night by making us "toshiba" them and serenade them with a stoey that'd last the night long. Na so we begin gist dem home alone story ooo on repeat...lol

I tried giving a bit of this background in my book as a possible cause and effect to the menace our society is become today.

Infact the story funny.
Gaby

Let's kepp winning. join us tomorrow (06/10/2018)

Life's struggles

I laughed so hard when I saw number 5. many of us don't know that the guy in number is the Bob risky they know today...

Culin:
Hahahaha I just saw number 1 and started feeling guilty. I don't live in a 'face me I face you' house though. My neighbour came back few minutes back after I'd finished cooking rice that was bastardly 'scenting'. He was just hailing me, calling me chief chef and loudly inhailing the aroma, but I couldn't ask him if he cared for because... the food no just reach the hype mehn. So I'm just here dying of guilty conscience. And he'll be in his house calling me stingy neighbour.

You stay in the north?

Funny.

Chai my first house i rented. That number 7 when ur in a hurry and u don't want to be late for work.. Go be like those jobless ones no want make u go work on time cos na then them go start to drag leg bathe all their dirty children one by one... Once i just observe na to brush, wash face, armpits, then use roll on.. I bathe when i get back. Chai na wah, sometimes i had to be up by 5am just to bathe. Man done see shîtt... Why i no go thank God..

Op u no put how ur nosey neigbhors dey count the number of girls that comes visiting & always seem to have'an opinion about them

GodblessNig247:

You stay in the north?

Yes, always have.

GodblessNig247:

You stay in the north?

Yes, always have.

Culin:

Yes, always have.

Was born there .Kano precisely . U?

GodblessNig247:

Was born there .Kano precisely . U?

Huh! I was born in Kano too, 'no man's land' to be precise.

ladyF:
Lol... very true sha.

Im still buying bitcoin... Check my signature.. Best rate always.

pls can u tell me about bit coin.A friend has just told me about a group of buying n selking bitcoin

Culin:


Huh! I was born in Kano too, 'no man's land' to be precise.

Was born at Sabogari. Can I do an email to you?

Mrop:
Lol


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Lol @ jump the fence while the gate is open

Brooke60:
D R Y

anything you can relate with directly or indirectly wont look or sound funny to you when use to crack jokes

HaileSelassie:
Can't rel8

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