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Spot The Error/Errors by nana(f): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2006
I knew a blonde that called me to
get my phone number.
She spent 20minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said,
''concentrate''.
She put lipstick on her forehead 'cos
she wanted to make up her mind.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish and also thought
a quaterback was a refund.She tripped over
a cordless phone and also took a ruler to bed
to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved.When She missed the bus 44,she took the bus 22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport to check in,she saw a sign that said ''Airport Left'',she turned around and went back home.
On her way home,she went to a grocery store,she got locked up in it and starved to death.

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Re: Spot The Error/Errors by hotangel2(f): 12:39am On Jan 07, 2006
How will she call you to get your number? -- She already has the number.

Infact too many mistakes jare. Its a joke, lets just laugh it off. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by buckeye(m): 12:18am On Jan 09, 2006
every line's got error ... it's funny though
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by Rolly: 3:48am On Jan 09, 2006
i was too busy laughing to think of the errors cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i saw them tho wink
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by vichel(m): 9:39am On Jan 21, 2006
If dem give her chance, she go roast egg tongue
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by mikebuddy(m): 4:39pm On Jan 21, 2006
grin grin grin
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by gentleaura(m): 1:47am On Jan 22, 2006
abegi....why is she blonde??....when person got locked up in a grocery store and starved to death eh?
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by spikelord(m): 11:25pm On Jan 22, 2006
Una for tell me before she die make I go lecture am!
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by mikebuddy(m): 1:54pm On Jan 23, 2006
Spike r u sure na only wetin u go do?
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by nana(f): 3:09pm On Jan 23, 2006
cheesy
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by gentleaura(m): 3:20pm On Jan 23, 2006
mikebuddy:

Spike r u sure na only wetin u go do?

LOL....thts for him to know and for you to guess....leave am for am!!!!
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by mikebuddy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 24, 2006
Posted by: gentleaura
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Quote from: mikebuddy on Yesterday at 01:54:24 PM
Spike r u sure na only wetin u go do?


.thts for him to know and for you to guess.leave am for am!!!!

I see shocked shocked
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by daniboy(m): 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2006
i beg me i no see any error/errors for there,,,,,,
nice joke all the same.
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by mikebuddy(m): 2:40pm On Jan 26, 2006
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by nana(f): 11:46pm On Jan 26, 2006
daniboy:

i beg me i no see any error/errors for there,,,,,,
nice joke all the same.
Check am again.
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by Scorpio(f): 1:56am On Jan 27, 2006
Hmm, i c lotz of blonde moments cheesy cheesy noice joke tho!
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by mikebuddy(m): 10:06am On Jan 27, 2006
tongue tongue tongue spot mine
Re: Spot The Error/Errors by MrTurkey(m): 2:35am On Nov 24, 2007
uh oh, sorry this post here in error

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