What is the meaning of this madness?!!!


Are these the new breed of christians who are going to teach me morals and destroy atheism with a single blow?!!!

Where is OtemAtum?!!! Where is Geoworldedu?!!! Where is Egbon Seun when you need them?!!!


FULL STORY:


A North Dakota church’s holy water fountain needs a $500 deep clean — not to mention new holy water — after what happened during Mass on Tuesday, the priest told police.

Spirit of Life Church in Mandan was holding its 9 a.m. service when 21-year-old Zachary Burdick walked in and started to strip, according to a police affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Witnesses at the church said that [/b]once Burdick was naked, he began walking down the aisle toward the altar as he masturbated,[b] the affidavit said.

A witness who called police said there were 75 people at Mass during the incident, the affidavit said.
But before Burdick even walked into the sanctuary, a witness said Burdick started to “splash around” in a holy water fountain, the affidavit said. The priest said Burdick [/b]“dipped his rear end” into the water, according to police.[b]

Now the fountain will have to be drained, cleaned and sanitized, the priest said.
Lori Flaten, a police spokesperson, said that earlier in the day Burdick had [/b]tried to bless parishioners at the Roman Catholic church with the Book of Mormon,[b] but was told to leave, KFYR reports.

Burdick was arrested on charges of criminal mischief, indecent exposure and ingestion of a controlled substance other than marijuana, the affidavit said.

As Burdick bounced around in the back of a police car, he told an officer that he was “tweaking,” and explained that he had ingested meth, the affidavit said.

The officer told Burdick not to masturbate in front of others; Burdick said “especially in church,” but then told the officer he was “trying to bust a nut,” according to police.



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ArchangeLucifer:

Always have Holy Water close to you.

Massage your preeq with it once this happens & blood flow will be restored immediately.

Thank me later.

@DaddyBen009 I hope you finally believe me now?

Told you I applied Holy Water after I suffered temporary paralysis from masturbation on sunday.

But this intelligent man has gone straight to the point & used it as a lubricant.

God truly endowed man with a wonderful brain.

@ArchangeLucifer,


Wow!!! This is fantastic!!! Do we call this a scientific breakthrough?!!! Thanks for the health and medical tips!!! I never knew that holy water had so many uses!!!

Niflheim:
@ArchangeLucifer,


Wow!!! This is fantastic!!! Do we call this a scientific breakthrough?!!! Thanks for the health and medical tips!!! I never knew that holy water had so many uses!!!

You're welcome brother.

Niflheim:

What is the meaning of this madness?!!!


Are these the new breed of christians who are going to teach me morals and destroy atheism with a single blow?!!!

Where is OtemAtum?!!! Where is Geoworldedu?!!! Where is Egbon Seun when you need them?!!!


FULL STORY:


A North Dakota church’s holy water fountain needs a $500 deep clean — not to mention new holy water — after what happened during Mass on Tuesday, the priest told police.

Spirit of Life Church in Mandan was holding its 9 a.m. service when 21-year-old Zachary Burdick walked in and started to strip, according to a police affidavit obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Witnesses at the church said that [/b]once Burdick was naked, he began walking down the aisle toward the altar as he masturbated,[b] the affidavit said.

A witness who called police said there were 75 people at Mass during the incident, the affidavit said.
But before Burdick even walked into the sanctuary, a witness said Burdick started to “splash around” in a holy water fountain, the affidavit said. The priest said Burdick [/b]“dipped his rear end” into the water, according to police.[b]

Now the fountain will have to be drained, cleaned and sanitized, the priest said.
Lori Flaten, a police spokesperson, said that earlier in the day Burdick had [/b]tried to bless parishioners at the Roman Catholic church with the Book of Mormon,[b] but was told to leave, KFYR reports.

Burdick was arrested on charges of criminal mischief, indecent exposure and ingestion of a controlled substance other than marijuana, the affidavit said.

As Burdick bounced around in the back of a police car, he told an officer that he was “tweaking,” and explained that he had ingested meth, the affidavit said.

The officer told Burdick not to masturbate in front of others; Burdick said “especially in church,” but then told the officer he was “trying to bust a nut,” according to police.



THE LINK:...............................................https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article219831000.html

I am here o.

@OtemAtum,


I greet you Sir!!! Do you see how they have started to wash their dirty buttocks on the altar? But why would they do this?


I am confused!!!

ArchangeLucifer:





@DaddyBen009 I hope you finally believe me now?

Told you I applied Holy Water after I suffered temporary paralysis from masturbation on sunday.

But this intelligent man has gone straight to the point & used it as a lubricant.

God truly endowed man with a wonderful brain.

Niflheim:
@ArchangeLucifer,


Wow!!! This is fantastic!!! Do we call this a scientific breakthrough?!!! Thanks for the health and medical tips!!! I never knew that holy water had so many uses!!!

Hmmm that water that many hands has touched you want to rub it on your prick? God knows how many germs are in the bloody thing. It used to irritate me back in the day. I can't imagine putting that stuff on my staff of office.

Niflheim:
@OtemAtum,


I greet you Sir!!! Do you see how they have started to wash their dirty buttocks on the altar? But why would they do this?


I am confused!!!

Lol. Morning water and evening water wash butts cleaner, I guess

Reminds me of this song:
Holy water, Holy water eh, holy water, emu funfun