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Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2010
An Australian man was taken to hospital with leg injuries after he drunkenly climbed a fence at a zoo and tried to ride a crocodile.

After being chucked out of a pub for being drunk in Broome, northwestern Australia, the man scaled over a barbed wire fence at a Crocodile Park while carrying a flashlight.

He then decided to mount the back of a 16-foot long crocodile named Fatso, but was spun around and bit on his right leg, reports the Metro.

Fatso then surprisingly released the man, who rushed back over the fence before being taken to hospital with some 'very nasty lacerations' on his leg, according to Sergeant Roger Haynes of the Broome police.

Haynes added: "Saltwater crocodiles, once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go. He's lucky to have escaped with his life."

The man, a tourist from eastern Australia, told authorities that he had wanted to give Fatso a pat.


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http://news.myjoyonline.com/lighternews/201007/49094.asp
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 6:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
Okay, So??

was kinda expecting you'll give us some catchy funny reason why the croc let him go  undecided

**daft joke**
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Spyker: 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2010
This is no joke. Abeg comot here.
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 6:41pm On Jul 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Okay, So??

was kinda expecting you'll give us some catchy funny reason why the croc let him go  undecided

**daft joke**
Its not a joke am also wondering why the OP posted this in jokes it actually happened.
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 6:49pm On Jul 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Okay, So??

was kinda expecting you'll give us some catchy funny reason why the croc let him go  undecided

**daft joke**

Oh ok since its normal to you. May i ask you how many crocodiles have you pat on the back? grin

The guy is simply crazy, climbing a fence to pat a crocodile on the back and u don't see anything funny about it? May be u should be checked ma'm grin
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 7:06pm On Jul 13, 2010
^^ I'm fine

You obviously aren't - otherwise you wouldn't have posted this thing here!!

If it helps, I'll summarize the responses you've received so far from the others: D.E.A.D B.O.R.I.N.G

*No vex**
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 7:14pm On Jul 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ I'm fine

You obviously aren't - otherwise you wouldn't have posted this thing here!!

If it helps, I'll summarize the responses you've received so far from the others: D.E.A.D B.O.R.I.N.G

*No vex**

Sorry ma'am but the last thing I was expected here was ur insults.
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 7:22pm On Jul 13, 2010
Trust me, I haven't said anything rude or insulting

Akwasi:

Oh ok since its normal to you. May i ask you how many crocodiles have you pat on the back? grin

The guy is simply crazy, climbing a fence to pat a crocodile on the back and u don't see anything funny about it? May be u should be checked ma'm grin

and what's that supposed to mean??  undecided  undecided  weren't you being insulting here??

anyway,  just stating nicely that your joke isn't funny.
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Trust me, I haven't said anything rude or insulting

and what's that supposed to mean??  undecided  undecided  weren't you being insulting here??

anyway,  just stating nicely that your joke isn't funny.
Well guess u didn't see my post. . . this stuff actually happened real life. I read it in news today. . . maybe the OP posted it here because of the humour in it.
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2010
@Topic. . . I can imagine
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Jul 14, 2010
*sings imagine that***
Re: Can You Imagine This? by dani1luv: 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2010
Yes i can imagine
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 12:51pm On Jul 14, 2010
I'm beginning to imagine too undecided
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Jul 14, 2010
imagine what life at yaba
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 1:12pm On Jul 14, 2010
yes o. U knw Ben jisted me how its like been there and i cant stop imagining.
heard u were their immediate past Senior Patient Prefect before u graduated and got admission
into 'ARO' psychiatric postgraduate school.
experience bracket you die. tongue
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 1:35pm On Jul 14, 2010
Stale!
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Jul 14, 2010
@bibs

ure just yammering bullsh!!!t*** please try and sleep cuss dose things dat visit you by two oclock are back
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 1:46pm On Jul 14, 2010
Seconded!
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Jul 14, 2010
tnks my child grin
Re: Can You Imagine This? by romsky: 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2010
lolz
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 5:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
mshew, fowls of a feather tongue
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 5:27pm On Jul 14, 2010
bibs:


mshew, fowls of a feather tongue
Roost together grin
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 5:48pm On Jul 14, 2010
^^lol. yes o
sabi pikin grin
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:21pm On Jul 14, 2010
i thought they get roasted together?
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2010
yes all join infact dem turn suya sef
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 8:23pm On Jul 14, 2010
lol
Re: Can You Imagine This? by MoneyFreak: 10:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
dude, u're fuckin dry, was dat supposed 2 b a joke undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14, 2010
Shakes head in pity
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2010
Piry yaself!
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2010
MoneyFreak:

dude, u're fuckin dry, was dat supposed 2 b a joke undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

What u getting worked-up for? See as the veins for ya for head dey dance alanta
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 11:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
lol
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 7:42am On Jul 15, 2010
Bibs u still dey pick pocket?

Why u dey shift near the left side pocket my phone and wallet dey na?
U come dey use laughter wan deceive me.

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