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Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
An Australian man was taken to hospital with leg injuries after he drunkenly climbed a fence at a zoo and tried to ride a crocodile. After being chucked out of a pub for being drunk in Broome, northwestern Australia, the man scaled over a barbed wire fence at a Crocodile Park while carrying a flashlight. He then decided to mount the back of a 16-foot long crocodile named Fatso, but was spun around and bit on his right leg, reports the Metro. Fatso then surprisingly released the man, who rushed back over the fence before being taken to hospital with some 'very nasty lacerations' on his leg, according to Sergeant Roger Haynes of the Broome police. Haynes added: "Saltwater crocodiles, once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go. He's lucky to have escaped with his life." The man, a tourist from eastern Australia, told authorities that he had wanted to give Fatso a pat. http://news.myjoyonline.com/lighternews/201007/49094.asp |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 6:22pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Okay, So?? was kinda expecting you'll give us some **daft joke** |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Spyker: 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
This is no joke. Abeg comot here. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 6:41pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:Its not a joke am also wondering why the OP posted this in jokes it actually happened. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 6:49pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Oh ok since its normal to you. May i ask you how many crocodiles have you pat on the back? The guy is simply crazy, climbing a fence to pat a crocodile on the back and u don't see anything funny about it? May be u should be checked ma'm |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 7:06pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
^^ I'm fine You obviously aren't - otherwise you wouldn't have posted this thing here!! If it helps, I'll summarize the responses you've received so far from the others: D.E.A.D B.O.R.I.N.G *No vex** |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by Akwasi(m): 7:14pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Sorry ma'am but the last thing I was expected here was ur insults. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by EfemenaXY: 7:22pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Trust me, I haven't said anything rude or insulting Akwasi: and what's that supposed to mean?? weren't you being insulting here?? anyway, just stating nicely that your joke isn't funny. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:Well guess u didn't see my post. . . this stuff actually happened real life. I read it in news today. . . maybe the OP posted it here because of the humour in it. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2010 |
@Topic. . . I can imagine |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Jul 14, 2010 |
*sings imagine that*** |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by dani1luv: 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Yes i can imagine |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 12:51pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
I'm beginning to imagine too |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
imagine what life at yaba |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 1:12pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
yes o. U knw Ben jisted me how its like been there and i cant stop imagining. heard u were their immediate past Senior into 'ARO' experience bracket you die. |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 1:35pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Stale! |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 1:43pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
@bibs ure just yammering bullsh!!!t*** please try and sleep cuss dose things dat visit you by two oclock are back |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 1:46pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Seconded! |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
tnks my child |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by romsky: 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
lolz |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 5:13pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
mshew, fowls of a feather |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 5:27pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
bibs:Roost together |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 5:48pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
^^lol. yes o sabi pikin |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:21pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
i thought they get roasted together? |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
yes all join infact dem turn suya sef |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by tempest01(m): 8:23pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by MoneyFreak: 10:13pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
dude, u're fuckin dry, was dat supposed 2 b a joke |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 10:46pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Shakes head in pity |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 10:52pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Piry yaself! |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
MoneyFreak: What u getting worked-up for? See as the veins for ya for head dey dance alanta |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by bibs(f): 11:13pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Can You Imagine This? by StudioCFR(m): 7:42am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Bibs u still dey pick pocket? Why u dey shift near the left side pocket my phone and wallet dey na? U come dey use laughter wan deceive me. |
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