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No Speakah De English: by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
A bus stops and 2 foreign men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. . The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives!' 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .' |
Re: No Speakah De English: by whiteroses(f): 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
did you invent this rather lame joke? |
Re: No Speakah De English: by tempest01(m): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
;d |
Re: No Speakah De English: by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
whiteroses: Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law |
Re: No Speakah De English: by EfemenaXY: 9:49pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
I beg to differ - actually like this joke, 'tis kinda cool!! Nice 1 @poster |
Re: No Speakah De English: by makajibbz(m): 9:51pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
hahahhaha, nize!!!! |
Re: No Speakah De English: by bibs(f): 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Funny what a way to spell Mississippi lol |
Re: No Speakah De English: by whiteroses(f): 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
MrPrsdent:lol |
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