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No Speakah De English: by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 14, 2010
A bus stops and 2 foreign men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. .

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in
Public places about our sex lives!'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
' Mississippi .'
Re: No Speakah De English: by whiteroses(f): 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
did you invent this rather lame joke?
Re: No Speakah De English: by tempest01(m): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2010
;d
Re: No Speakah De English: by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2010
whiteroses:

did you invent this rather lame joke?

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law
Re: No Speakah De English: by EfemenaXY: 9:49pm On Jul 14, 2010
I beg to differ - actually like this joke, 'tis kinda cool!!

Nice 1 @poster cheesy
Re: No Speakah De English: by makajibbz(m): 9:51pm On Jul 14, 2010
hahahhaha, nize!!!!
Re: No Speakah De English: by bibs(f): 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2010
Funny cheesy
what a way to spell Mississippi lol
Re: No Speakah De English: by whiteroses(f): 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2010
MrPrsdent:

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law
lol

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