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Wrong Babe by Chidi122(m): 4:46am On Oct 23, 2018
TOPIC:::WRONG BABE....
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(Okon comes back from school in a hurry,trows off his school bag and run off to meet bobo)
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OKON:Bobo if you see the fine girl wey come school today ehh
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BOBO:The girl fine
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OKON:Omo this girl na miami water,see her waist and see as this girl package
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BOBO:Na me go first toast am
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Okon:You dey mad
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Bobo:Na me you dey talk to
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Okon:No na your ancestors mumu
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Bobo:Na yr head be mumu
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Okon:My head better pass yr peanut head olodo
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Bobo:Your head be like killer bean..Idiot
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Okon:E don do abeg...nor come spoil my mood today
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Bobo:You get mood..See this mumu..you even know wetin dem dey call mood
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Okon:Na thunder go strike yr peanut head..Mugu..I talk am say once i reach house say you go spoil my mood..I don hammer this new girl come my base..You come dey make me vex...
(Bobo smilling like a devil)
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Bobo:Ok sorry my brother..Tell me how you take hammer this new babe
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Okon:E easy na..Infact i don get the girl phone number..I wan call am now
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Bobo:My smart okonta..You get sense die..Oya call am make we run am for phone..
..(Okon calls his new babe)
(Girl picks)
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Girl;Hello
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Okon:Hello baby..This is okon speaking with you
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Girl:O my luving man..So this you spokeing on the phone
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Okon:Please who am i speaking to
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Girl:This is Sandra that is spoketh with you now
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Okon:Please give the phone to sandra
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Girl:This is me na...Dont you knowing my voices again...Why is you spoking as if you dont knewing me
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Okon:I just want to be sure its sandra please i beg you give the phone to sandra
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Girl:Okon my babies..This is na me ..The women of yr dreams and the man of my house..You is my one and only loving man....The cashew in my nose
The apple of my chest
The salt in my akamu
The salt in my garri
The pepper in my soup
The tomatoes of my eye
My one and only loving man
......(Okon mimiking the voice of call centre)
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Okon:For english
Press 1
For yoruba
Press 2
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Girl:Its me sandra
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Okon:Ahh thank God..Sandra my baby who picked yr call
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Girl:My luving man..It is me thank picking the calls
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Okon:You selected a wrong option ...Please choose another option
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(Bobo breaks in..Slapping okon's head)
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Bobo:You are stupid..I barnish bad market from yr life ..say Amen
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Okon:Amen!!!!!
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