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| Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 8:00pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes University Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q : Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly. Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in Uni |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 7:54pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
@nlanders comments most welcome!  |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 7:56pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
 classic |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 7:57pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Thanks TJ!!  |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by dani1luv: 8:06pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Thank Gaawd I cant get pregnant |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 8:09pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Lol! itz not fair o!  |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 8:11pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Moyola:wat is not fair? |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 8:11pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Lol @Moyola - I know  @Dani - no worries, you girlfriend/wifey go make sure you dey very involved sha |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 8:27pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Tee_Jay: Efemena_xy: Yu shud! hehe! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 8:35pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
abi? |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 8:40pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Abidec! hehe! yeh! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 8:42pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
moyo tell me now, |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 8:58pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Tee_Jay: Efemena wuddo d talkin! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 9:01pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Lol, Moyola, I would have - but TJ has very specifically asked for you to tell him |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:04pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
STOP IT BOTH OF YU!!! I COMMAND MOYO TO TELL ME NOW!!! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
**Immediately stands alert and salutes** YES SIR!! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:10pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:11pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Hehehe! Command?? uhnn! Efemena. . .yu dey fear? |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:12pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
ok moyo come closer and whisper it to me |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Suddenly developed a rare type of phobia . . . i kant whispa! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:16pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
oni ro!!! <sings> Time can never mend the careless whisper |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:25pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
. . .of a bad friend! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:26pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
, To the heart and mind, ignorance is |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 9:30pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
hehehe - una 2 self!! TJ I be tink say you wan sing George Michael's old song careless whisper: Never ever gonna dance again Guilty feeling's got me (something, something) blah. . .blah. . blah |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:31pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Yeah! Itz aktually a special rendition for yu EFEMENA! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:33pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
aha moyo dont deflect the attention jare, this rhyme is for you and you alone, , guilty feet have got no rhythm though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given so I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:39pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Hehehe! Nywayz end of story! elo sun! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 9:43pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Wow!! I'm thoroughly enjoying this!! TJ you are soooooooooo romantic!! Moyola you're one lucky, lucky babe |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by Moyola(f): 9:44pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Kai! stop dat tin! |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:45pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:those words sound familiar, now where have i heard them before  ummmmmmmmmm  |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by EfemenaXY: 9:50pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Moyola: why now?? Okay, okay - no more from me then Tee_Jay: dunno - but you forgot to include the last line of my quote sha. . . |
| Re: Pregnancy Q & A by TeeJay6(m): 9:51pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
;d ;d |
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