Dear MTN,

I have been waiting expectantly for you to bring the Pulse Campus Invasion to DELSU. In fact I’m waiting for your entire team. Oh, I forgot to greet, that’s how angry I am o. Good day, and I’m not following any rules of letter-writing in this letter.

We hear that you have so much in stock for us. We have been waiting for you for a long time. Ok, truthfully, I have been waiting for you guys for a while. I was at OAU for a visit in July and you guys turned the entire campus upside down. I heard about UNICAL and the two schools in Abeokuta (MAPOLY and FUNAAB)! Two at once! Why, why, why, why has it taken you so long to come to Delta?! Why?


So I will be waiting for your team at the Campus three gate. If you guys pass me by and enter DELSU there will be trouble because I am setting up camp at your sales village - wherever that may be. For the trouble I have gone through to pen this letter, I expect a front row seat (and 3 extra seats for my friends) at the the Pulse Talk series. I have to meet Steve Harris and his friends but I will not ask for an autograph (don’t worry.).

For the Pulse District that will happen the day after, I will need for my friends and I to be the first ones to get into the noiseless party. It was madt when I went in OAU, but I had only 30 minutes. So this time, I will need an hour.

I know that DELSU’s edition will be madder so I am asking all of these very politely. Very politely o. So thank you in advance for a crazy-awesome time for my friends and I.


A Very Happily-Angry Student,

Regards,