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I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by whiteroses(f): 2:09am On Jul 23, 2010
today at work woman said, i miss my family but i wish i have enough time and money to visit my children,  i said aww dont worry, i said where are you from she says nigeria shocked i'm thinking with this your conc zimbabwe accent? so i asked where in nigeria? she says lagos, what part in lagos she says number 1 lagos shocked my heart dropped out of my a$$hole, i couldnt beleive her lies so i decided on more interrogation grin so how is nigeria, she says not bad the rich stays rich and poor becomes poorer and to make matters worse the rich destroyed all the poor places and left lagos and some other decent place, i said oh thats bad, shes says where are you from, i said same as you nigeria she started stammering what did you mean same as me, did i say nigeria? i meant i'm from ghana you know west africa, its pretty much the same sometimes you can say i'm from ghana-nigeria, i said NO (making a frown/confused face) she hisses and walked away grin grin. i just started laughing loool
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by skyndyp(f): 8:56am On Jul 23, 2010
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by blacksta(m): 9:07am On Jul 23, 2010
Useless ghana woman - no wonder our stats are screwed up - with all fake Nigerians
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by Dyt(f): 9:25am On Jul 23, 2010
tis nt funny or mayb i myt v 2 read later,
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by skyndyp(f): 9:38am On Jul 23, 2010
Dyt grin grin
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by blacksta(m): 9:40am On Jul 23, 2010
where are you skinny dipping
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by Dyt(f): 9:45am On Jul 23, 2010
u no dey tk eye c fine gal
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by blacksta(m): 9:48am On Jul 23, 2010
When God Created man - he gave us the ability apperciate natural beauty for example flowers, mountains, animals and etc - all to his Glory
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by EfemenaXY: 11:01am On Jul 23, 2010
Stale Joke
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by blacksta(m): 11:07am On Jul 23, 2010
Good Morning Efe - hope u slept well.

Which one is stale joke?
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by EfemenaXY: 11:10am On Jul 23, 2010
<smiles sweetly>

morning 2 U 2 Blacksta smiley

Yeah I slept well - u nko?

blacksta:


Which one is stale joke?

@Poster's joke.
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by blacksta(m): 11:20am On Jul 23, 2010
Sleep was short - woke up at 5am so sleep was short - left the house at 7 now i am at work feeling lousy - cant wait to go home - and it is Friday
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by EfemenaXY: 11:26am On Jul 23, 2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhh tell me about it!!

I know, it's that Friday feeling. . . smiley

I swear the clock's actually moving backwards cheesy cheesy
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by skyndyp(f): 1:24pm On Jul 23, 2010
Efetobume you are so funny. I laugh at everything you write grin grin

sorry, i changed your name[size=8pt][/size]
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by EfemenaXY: 3:18pm On Jul 23, 2010
^^ nps - glad u like my jokes cheesy

**call me Efe - 'tis easier & less of a mouthful** smiley
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by Spyker: 5:27pm On Jul 23, 2010
Well, that's why any negative event in the world has Nigeria in it. Everybody now uses Nigeria to commit crime.
Re: I Nearly Peed My Pant At Work by Ben13: 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2010
Lol, the Ghana economy is growing and Naija's name is known to the world as corrupt. The other African nations are the origin. Gawd ave mercy on Liars.

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