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Zobo by whiteroses(f): 3:03am On Jul 23, 2010
A couple decided to improve their relationship by being more romantic and listening to each other more.
one afternoon the man started calling his wife honey! i bought zobo come and get it before it gets warm and spoils, the woman was busy gossiping with her friends, she later retuned but the juice had expired, he started shouting you must finish these zobbos, i will not let you waste a drop of it useless woman angry she remembered their vow and took the drinks and drank them all, as she turned to leave she snapped her fingers and said you will regret this. meanwhile she was too busy gossiping that day and dint shower, the next morning she dint shower again and by evening her kitten juice had discolored, stinks and she doesn't even shave, she called her husband from the room honey! come drink my zobo before it gets warm and spoils, of course he dint listen to her cos he never does, he later returned to the bedroom and there she was with her leg wide open filled with expired pussy juice, she started shouting you must finish this zobbo, i will not let you waste a drop of it useless man. he finished the zobo and fainted.
Re: Zobo by Odunnu: 6:05am On Jul 23, 2010
I'm so very dsappointd in d poster & ds rubbish u call a joke!
Re: Zobo by Marhoski(m): 8:01am On Jul 23, 2010
hehehehehe grin grin
Plz dont be ^
Re: Zobo by Dyt(f): 9:35am On Jul 23, 2010
rabbish
Re: Zobo by blacksta(m): 9:39am On Jul 23, 2010
poster

what nonsense - i want my 10 secs back
Re: Zobo by Dyt(f): 9:41am On Jul 23, 2010
she has ll pay back wit zobo
Re: Zobo by skyndyp(f): 10:48am On Jul 23, 2010
Is this English? Gosh shocked shocked
Re: Zobo by EfemenaXY: 10:55am On Jul 23, 2010
Awful joke sad
Re: Zobo by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jul 23, 2010
Hmmm, just passing by, i don't know what Zobo is. embarassed
Re: Zobo by blacksta(m): 12:04pm On Jul 23, 2010
^

Same here at i thought it was rob - Laugh and move on - if the joke is dry insult the poster

We want goods joke and Efe is number 1
Re: Zobo by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jul 23, 2010
Blacksta, an avid fan of Efe's joke cheesy
Re: Zobo by blacksta(m): 12:36pm On Jul 23, 2010
As you can see - was not a fan of jokes section - as the jokes were dry - but i somehow stumbled on Efe - May be it was God's doing - Ever since - i am now hooked
Re: Zobo by EfemenaXY: 12:43pm On Jul 23, 2010
^^lol

Jeez man - better unhook yourself then tongue

but thanks sha!! - much appreciated smiley smiley
Re: Zobo by Nobody: 1:09pm On Jul 23, 2010
Efe, you are oozing with jokes appeal. See what you did to blacksta cheesy grin
Re: Zobo by whiteroses(f): 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2010
looooooooooooooooooool grin grin grin sorry ooh na some1 post an on facebook so i dumped it here i thot you mite like it oops grin
Re: Zobo by EfemenaXY: 3:57pm On Jul 24, 2010
@whiteroses - but your pics on the pics talk thread na die sha

love them all cheesy cheesy
Re: Zobo by Odunnu: 4:37pm On Jul 24, 2010
Abeg, whrz d link 2d pics talk thread?lemme c if dat'l help redeem her image in my mind's eye
Re: Zobo by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2010
the joke is disgusting but da comments got me laffn

kudos 2 yall grin
Re: Zobo by ademiller(f): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2010
WAT A SILLY JOKE, WATS AMUSING, DOES KITTY JUICE LOOK LIKE ZOBO? KITTY JUICE IS MILKY CREAM WHILE ZOBO IS DEEP PURPLISH RED, EXCEPT U WANTED TO SAY KUNU. OLODO angry
Re: Zobo by Nobody: 11:36am On Sep 01, 2010
RODFLAMO smiley *Tears dripping from eyes due to xcessive lafta*
Re: Zobo by Mobsync(m): 3:14pm On Sep 01, 2010
The first time I would ever laugh at a joke on Nairaland_though It is somehow senseless sha.
Re: Zobo by StudioCFR(m): 3:21pm On Sep 01, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: Zobo by darafizzz: 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2010
.WHERES D JOKE. is dis meant to be FUNNY.guess wat iz nt n its stupidLY DISGUSTIN. angry
Re: Zobo by StudioCFR(m): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2010
Chai, Lol
Re: Zobo by throttler(f): 9:09pm On Sep 04, 2010
comments were ouch, and please nuf of the insulting comments on the poster, she said she didnt know it wouldnt be apprecaited, so just let the thread die a natural death.

BTW : terrible joke lipsrsealed
Re: Zobo by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Sep 04, 2010
^^hehehe

and I be wan follow your advice na! grin grin grin
Re: Zobo by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Sep 04, 2010
I didnt even get an itch, so dry undecided
Re: Zobo by EfemenaXY: 11:40pm On Sep 04, 2010
^^Lol!!

Girl, you do know how to express yourself, don't you? cheesy cheesy
Re: Zobo by Kunbee: 11:54pm On Sep 04, 2010
I do o, am even worse in reality cheesy
Re: Zobo by StudioCFR(m): 9:14pm On Sep 06, 2010
I believe you lol
Re: Zobo by Kunbee: 12:36am On Sep 07, 2010
Who ask you
Re: Zobo by StudioCFR(m): 4:08pm On Sep 07, 2010
Who u dey ask?

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