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Psychotic Girlfriends by xynerise: 1:17pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Mia Landingham: the 300 lb woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him The details are shocking and hard to believe, but a woman -- who was believed to weigh around 300 lbs. at the time -- sat on her 120 lb. boyfriend, Mikal Middleton-Bey and killed him. It happened during an altercation between the couple, who share three children together. According to her defender, there was a long history of domestic abuse between his client and her late boyfriend. He also pointed out she has no prior criminal record. She did told the judge she was sorry for squashing the father of her children. "I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation, I wish I could take it back." The judge sentenced her to three years' probation and 100 hours community service and she was immediately released from jail. While Middleton-Bey's family hoped Landingham would eventually be able to take part in her children's lives, they were surprised that she got no additional jail time.
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Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by xynerise: 1:19pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Amanda Monti: the woman who ripped off ex-boyfriend's testicle and tried to swallow it Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party. She then pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti a year ago. The pair remained on good terms and one night she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Jones's house. An argument ensued and Jones said there was a struggle between them. She then grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard”. A friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She was jailed for two-and-a-half years
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Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by xynerise: 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
The woman who stabbed her boyfriend after disappointing sex A 40-year-old man from Lulea received life-threatening injuries after being stabbed in the lung by his 28-year-old Russian girlfriend. The pair was staying at the man's apartment in the northern Swedish town when they got into a heated argument about their relationship. The 40-year-old says that his girlfriend was disappointed with the quality of their sex that evening. Having acquired a short-term visa for herself and her young son, the woman came to Lulea for a holiday. She worked at a chicken farm back in Russia. But on the night in question a discussion about their relationship ended up in violence. She grabbed a knife and stabbed him. She claimed that she grabbed the first item that came to hand, only realizing later that it was not a pen or a fork as she had initially thought. She later hid the knife in a wardrobe and contacted some neighbours, who called the SOS number. The man was able to recover from his injuries after a successful emergency operation. According to the couple, the dispute stemmed from dissatisfaction with their sex life. The man claims that her fury was borne of disappointment with the evening's sex
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Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by xynerise: 1:21pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
The woman who threw her boyfriend's puppy into traffic after an argument Los Angeles resident Danielle Graham, 21, was arguing with 24-year old Inglewood resident Hakeem Funtua during noon when she dragged his female pitbull puppy by the chain attached to its collar and threw the dog into ongoing southbound traffic on Prairie Avenue, near the intersection of 130th Street. Two Hawthorne police officers witnessed the incident and attempted to arrest Graham, who resisted. In the ensuing physical struggle in a nearby parking lot, Funtua joined the skirmish in an apparent attempt to aid Graham. The officers pepper sprayed the couple and called for backup when Graham and Funtua continued to fight with officers. Graham was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty and assaulting a peace officer. She was held on $50,000 bail
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Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by cynthoney(f): 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
@xynerise, is this supposed to be funny? its not,i tell u its really saddening |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Too sad and its very disheartening to know these stories happened. This is not a joke. |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
What happend to the crime section |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by larayat(f): 3:47pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
nt funny et al |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by Dyt(f): 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
n wats dis |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by cynthoney(f): 6:35pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
to him na joke oh xynerise, i like u but dis jokes,haba!!! these r real facts,they sud b in another section not here pls! thanks for d info all d same and guys b careful,or i ll sit on somebody |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by Dyt(f): 6:40pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
sit on studio |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by cynthoney(f): 6:51pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
Efe is sitting on him already if i sit on him,he ll squash kpatakpata |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by Dyt(f): 6:54pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
i don give black black eye i no c dickele o se u don drown am ni |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by EfemenaXY: 8:31pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
@Poster none of us are sadists, that's why people's/animal's sufferings aren't funny to us now give us proper jokes pls or else: THREAD LOCKED! |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by fairmystiq(f): 3:42pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
move to crime section please |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by babyme1(f): 4:46pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
Is that the testicle |
Re: Psychotic Girlfriends by StudioCFR(m): 4:48pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
Chai- lol xynerise again |
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