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Letters To Nancy By @profakins by profakins22(m): 3:50pm On Dec 04, 2018
lETTERS TO NANCY*
Hello nancy,
My beauty from eternity
The only woman that holds my eyes to gaze
Dear nancy
I received a letter yesterday
A letter from mazi okeke
Your father
I have only one wish
While opening the letter
I prayed it should never be a letter bomb
Oh!
Your father has sent me your dowry list
In typed black ink on two A4 paper
Two cows with hoots
Two mercedes benz
And 2016 latstest v-boot
A keg of fresh palmwine with
A sack of kolanut
From source
Two hundred thousand
For each chiefs
And a car for your king
I ll have to be a husband to
Your late uncles wife for a day
Give him thousands for his kids
Forty tubers of big yam
Twenty kegs of palm oil
Decorated with two bags of rice
Then in conclusion
After fulfilling this
Then i can proceed to uncles and aunties list
Dear nancy
Dont miss me while am gone
I kept our love sealed
I ll be back
When the widow remarries
And the uncles are contented
When the chiefs teeth are old
And your king
Has the latest porsche
Still i ll hold your love in heart
Like a tatoo embraided in my chest
Till mazi okeke realise
That the price for love
is not money
then i ll take you as wife
With gifts to your family
for a queen they brewed
@profakins

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