my book of puns( word play )----> chapter 1

MY CHURCH CRUSH

1. I have a crush who loves playing candy crush.

2. She said she'll love me to teach her the guitar;
but can I do that with no strings attached?

3. Maybe i should just tell her all about my
feelings but I don't want to be like that
unfortunate frog who got a flat tire and had his
vehicle toad away.

4. Or I might take the risk just like bobrisky..it
might pay off..who knows?

5. Or I might blow up this friendship and start
apologizing like offset who won't just let cardi B.

6. Weighing the odds just like bet9ja shey na over
2.5 abi na over 3.5?

7. The feelings I have for her is just slowly killing
me everyday...hope I'm not placed on a deadline.

8. Her love is tonic water; it has totally
schwepped me of my feet.

9. For her sake I'll be an armed robber, I'll steal
her heart and bind it with rubber bands of love.

10. Tried getting to know her lately, asked her
favorite fruit...she told me apple..should iPhone
her I got some for her tonight?

11. Trying to get her to go out with me but my
phone's calendar is not correct..hope I'll be able
to fix the date.

12. Of all places, I have a crush in church and I
pray we both make one temple.

kordzTLB

verses 2,3,5,7 & 8 are peoples ideas I modified..if
you get to see something that looks like yours
here or you see your line, #respect ..
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Those are cool puns

Parkflash:
Those are cool puns

thank you

Phew!