Special High Intensity
Teaching
Memo to all students:
In order to assure the
highest levels of quality work
and productivity
, From students, it will be our
policy to keep all students
well
taught through our program
of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
TEACHING
(Poo.). We are trying to give
our students more Poo.
than any
other school. If you feel that
you do not receive your
share of Poo.
on the course, please see
your lecturer. You will be
immediately placed
at the top of the Poo. list,
and our lecturers are
especially skilled
at seeing that you get all the
Poo. you can handle.
Students who don't know
Poo. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION
PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. Poo.).
Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P. Poo. seriously
will have to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. Poo.). Since
our lecturers took Poo.
before they
graduated, they don't have
to do Poo. anymore, as
they are all full of
Poo. already.

And where da shit is da joke

Vic2k3:

And where da poo is da joke

Educational Attitude Training + Special High Intensity Training {E.A.T. Poo.}

Awful Joke!!

The joke is okay! Try to read it slowly and you'll understand.

I beg to differ

hakunajay:

The joke is okay! Try to read it slowly and you'll understand.

Na ur type dey abuse browsing privilege.
Becos I wan laff, make I dey read slowly.

sledge406:

Na your type dey abuse browsing privilege.
Becos I wan laff, make I dey read slowly.

what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you?

^^ Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!!     

See yabbing!!

Hakunajay, I think I like you!! - Really loved the way you finish exposed sledge for what he really is. . . 

Infact I need to repeat this to really enjoy am!:

1. Slow and Dumb ==> Correct (Tick)

2. Living in the Bush ==> Correct (Tick)

3. Entire village sharing a desktop owned by the king!    ==> Correct (Double Tick) 

4. Maximising shared privilage / not understanding joke / refusal to waste privilage??!! **faints!** ==> (Triple Tick)

Plssssssssss!! No More. . .can't handle this. . . 

I think I have just seen the joke of the night!!

hakunajay:

what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you?

Anoda sad story. Abeg when tis my turn to use OUR desktop, I'll read to assimilate.

@Efe. . . I feel your pain! Guess I got under your skin even wen twas really nuttin.
Koyor!

<smiles>

Sledge you sound kinda desperate to me. . .

Not bad @poster, trust me the joke section is already sh.it

long, wouldn't make you laugh, buh could be classified as a joke . . . kinda joke that scientists who have been locked up in a lab for months would laugh over . . .

No offence meant and i hope none is taken!

Kinda like the joke!
, to those yabbing, E.A.T-Poo !
(No offence meant)

Yeah, translation?
Ibo- ta' nshi!
Hausa- chi kashi!
Yoruba- je igbè!
English- E.A.T Poo! Lol!

hakunajay:

what i'm trying to say is that, try to slowly assimilate the words in other to understand a joke. Sometimes, jokes can be witty n complex n it takes a matured mind to grab d meaning. Perhaps, u're damn SLOW or simply DUMB? And i never know that browsing is a PRIVILEGE to you? Are you in your bush? I mean village where d entire community share a desktop owned by d king- and u have to maximise your own privilege by going through jokes without tryin to understand them? Cos u dont wanna waste d privilege given to you?

That, my friends, is the real joke

^^ Yes, it is - isn't it?

nice joke
NL peeps shud go thru alot of Poo in oda to avoid bypassing the word filter

Efemena_xy:

^^ Yes, it is - isn't it?

Yup. .that yab too much

Your own analysis of the yab sef deserves an oscar

I must remind myself to steer clear of any beef with hankunajay. .

^^ hehehe

Well, I go subscribe to am for yabbing lessons - one needs it to survive in this section of nland!!

^^Just noticed you spend 99% of ur NL time in the Jokes section

Interesting. .

May I ask why you hardly ever visit other sections?

may i ask- wetin concern u

oYaTo:

Yup. .that yab too much

Your own analysis of the yab sef deserves an oscar

I must remind myself to steer clear of any beef with hankunajay. .

No brother! U got it all wrong. I dont beef anybody it's just a yab which is a common thing btw friends, i mean real friends. For example, my friends and i on facebook, would yab each other as if we're mortal enemies and others will be wondering n begging us to stop fighting, meanwhile we're just enjoying ourselves! I love it when someone twists words n throw it at me- cos it makes me think! But when i noticed that the person is getting serious or spoiling for a fight, ol boy, i'll just run oh! Cos i hate fights, especially stupid fights without no just cause! Also, btw my clique, the words "your papa!" simply means good mornin btw us and then we'll start yabbing. Can u imagine that? Anyway, a good joke or yab makes my day! Lol!

^^I feel ya jare. .it's nice to share such understanding with one's close friends. .