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If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Dolemite(f): 12:07am On Aug 14, 2010
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Osama10(m): 12:49am On Aug 14, 2010
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Zodiac61(m): 12:28am On Aug 16, 2010
Mr. Allenby is a murderer, full stop. He will always be a murderer, but now he is a murderer without a conscience because he has "found jesus."
I would expect a man who has killed people in cold blood to feel shitty for the rest of his miserable life, jesus or no jesus.
On principle, I oppose the death penalty, but sometimes, for unrepentant shi.ts like Louis Allenby, I wish.
Fortunately, he is wrong about his beliefs in an afterlife.
He took all those years I expected to wallow in suffocating guilt for having forced a mother to choose the order in which I strangled her children and wiped them away in a jiff.
How very repulsive, yet there areĀ  people who would be thanking god that another sinful soul has been saved. What about the family he "wiped away in a jiff"? Did jesus care for them?
Of course, the Onion is a satirical magazine. I suspect that that would not stop some christians praising their god for a job well done.
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Jenwitemi(m): 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2010
So now that he has found Jesus, he feels good about his crimes? shocked
Dolemite:

Read this;
http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-hadnt-found-jesus-id-feel-pretty-shitty-about,17883/?mobile=false

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