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If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Dolemite(f): 12:07am On Aug 14, 2010 |
Read this; http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-i-hadnt-found-jesus-id-feel-pretty-shitty-about,17883/?mobile=false |
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Osama10(m): 12:49am On Aug 14, 2010 |
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Zodiac61(m): 12:28am On Aug 16, 2010 |
Mr. Allenby is a murderer, full stop. He will always be a murderer, but now he is a murderer without a conscience because he has "found jesus." I would expect a man who has killed people in cold blood to feel shitty for the rest of his miserable life, jesus or no jesus. On principle, I oppose the death penalty, but sometimes, for unrepentant shi.ts like Louis Allenby, I wish. Fortunately, he is wrong about his beliefs in an afterlife. He took all those years I expected to wallow in suffocating guilt for having forced a mother to choose the order in which I strangled her children and wiped them away in a jiff.How very repulsive, yet there areĀ people who would be thanking god that another sinful soul has been saved. What about the family he "wiped away in a jiff"? Did jesus care for them? Of course, the Onion is a satirical magazine. I suspect that that would not stop some christians praising their god for a job well done. |
Re: If I Hadn't Found Jesus, I'd Feel Pretty Shitty About My Crimes by Jenwitemi(m): 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2010 |
So now that he has found Jesus, he feels good about his crimes? Dolemite: |
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