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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by oliver22: 5:29pm On Jan 19, 2019
A pinkness of pussies

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by JasonScoolari: 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2019
NessaBoo, we've less than 2hrs for you and your charge and bail layer to spend some quality in Kirikiri.


You've less than 2hrs to apologise to Jason and the PDP. Your time starts now.

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Enoch07: 6:12pm On Jan 19, 2019
Wow!! For once I was happy reading something on nairaland

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by TheVictorious(m): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2019
zaFuhrer:
These ones sha are weird

A conspiracy of Lemurs

A parliament of owls

An unkindness of Raven

You no see Wildebeest chief? �

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jan 19, 2019
What of d collective noun for APC supporters?
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Philthe1st: 6:50pm On Jan 19, 2019
"A pandemonium of parrots".
Couldn't be truer.

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by NessaBoo(f): 7:02pm On Jan 19, 2019
JasonScoolari:
NessaBoo, we've less than 2hrs for you and your charge and bail layer to spend some quality in Kirikiri.


You've less than 2hrs to apologise to Jason and the PDP. Your time starts now.

Not happening...I'm watching with keen interest.

Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Orc13: 7:18pm On Jan 19, 2019
A Parliament of Nigerian Assembled Owls grin grin grin
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Mbediogu(m): 7:31pm On Jan 19, 2019
A Unity of Hausa Fulanis. An Intelligence of Yorubas A Resource of Igbos (when in homeland) A Resilience of Igbos (when outside homeland).
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by ebiye55(m): 8:08pm On Jan 19, 2019
A Discovery of witches
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Cecyclara: 8:24pm On Jan 19, 2019
A pride of lion
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by SaturnNick(m): 8:29pm On Jan 19, 2019
JasonScoolari:
A truckload of Buhari's cow.
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Kingbookies: 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2019
There should be

a corruption of APC tongue
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by pwetie: 10:27pm On Jan 19, 2019
JasonScoolari:
A truckload of Buhari's cow.
Nigerians! we got savages. Where madridguy, ur food is ready.
enlightening post. thumbs up.
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by pwetie: 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2019
oliver22:
A pinkness of pussies
what happened to romance section.
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by pwetie: 10:32pm On Jan 19, 2019
A 'conspiracy of lemurs'

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by pwetie: 10:38pm On Jan 19, 2019
freemanbubble:

That is what you get when you watch foreign movies
The knowledge, the use of language, their idiomatic expressions and their sense of humour is second to non
You can't get it in nollywood

Nitrogen gas destroy alloys- I was aware about that in terminator 2
Berryllium rod causes a reaction with a plutonium- got to know that in mission impossible (the fall out)

That is why i keep on watching foreign movies
My little ones at home dare not watch nollywood.

nollywood muvis are quite retrogressive stone age. I don't like to be a pessimist on the Nigerian matter, my bad, already spewed.

foreign, they are good at what they do. Some of the movies are quite eye revealing. But not all people really seem to notice some salient points. They are just in for the entertainment. I'm quite choosy tho
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by tfash96(m): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2019
A convocation of eagles

Which university did they attend?
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by samuelkingz(m): 10:18am On Jan 20, 2019
A scorpion of whales… learnt that from the series scorpion
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by onyebaba(m): 9:11pm On Jan 20, 2019
A colony of Ants. An embarrassment of Pandas

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Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Captain001(m): 7:49pm On Jan 22, 2019
I love this.
Re: Funny Collective Nouns For Some Animals You May Not Know by Nobody: 12:31pm On Sep 09, 2020
24hoursreporter:
We never stop learning. We discover new things every day and some just too interesting while others are mind-blowing.

In this article, we have come up with a collection of Funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know. I was basically surprised while writing this article.

By the way, who came up with the phrase “A murder of crow”. It is so weird. When you understand collective nouns perfectly, you can include them in your speech unconsciously. Trust me, this will definitely improve your communication skill.

You can bookmark this page, in case you need some of these funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know

Funny Collective Nouns For Certain Animals You May Not Know


A cartload of chimpanzees

A murder of crows

An armory of aardvarks

A quiver of cobras

A bask of crocodiles

A coalition of Cheetahs

A Shrewdness of Apes

A convocation of eagles

A herd/parade/memory of elephants

A leash of foxes

A flamboyance of flamingos

A tower/journey of giraffes

A cast of hawks ( when they are together generally)

A kettle of hawks ( when they are in flight)

A boil of hawks ( When spiraling)

A band of gorillas

A bloat of hippos

A leap of leopards

A cackle of hyenas

A conspiracy of Lemurs

A parliament of owls

A prickle of porcupines

A pandemonium of parrots

An unkindness of Raven

A venue of vultures

A crash of rhinos

An implausibility of wildebeests

A waddle of penguins

A dazzle of zebras

Well, in this list of funny collective nouns for certain animals you may not know, I think “A parliament of owls” is the best. It is a well-crafted phrase for such amazing nocturnal birds like owls.

But the one that is so heartbreaking is “ A murder of crows”. Life is so unfair, who could have come up with these names?

Source: http://www.24hoursreporter.com/2019/01/19/funny-collective-nouns-for-certain-animals-you-may-not-know/




Lol I like the names of the cheetahs, the hyenas and the lemurs:-)

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