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How Not 2 Pray!: by cretin: 3:22pm On Aug 19, 2010
this aint how 2 pray!!!!

Re: How Not 2 Pray!: by Iyineda(m): 3:38pm On Aug 19, 2010
loooooooooool

Dear sir, you just won the 'pic of the month' award! cheesy

Awesometacular!
Re: How Not 2 Pray!: by nuclearboy(m): 7:30pm On Aug 19, 2010
@cretin and iyineda:

Why is this NOT how to pray?

What you see there is motivation!

Do you think it is easy to strap a bomb to your chest and detonate it?
Do you think it is easy to face the Nigerian armed forces with machetes?
Do you think it is easy to recite something you don't understand without "motivation"

Look, those dudes there are motivating themselves visualizing the waiting 72 on the other side.

[size=5pt]I cannot but wonder though, how easy it will be to mistakenly recite "chei, pant and bra" instead of "------------------------"[/size] wink
Re: How Not 2 Pray!: by cretin: 11:55pm On Aug 19, 2010
@nuclear boy!!, gbammm!!
the tot of the waiting eternal V,i,rgins IS enuf motivation o!!!,
but what of the females?, wat is their reward on the other side?, huh?
Re: How Not 2 Pray!: by Dolemite(f): 2:15am On Aug 20, 2010
I am laughing so hard!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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