There is a day at one ware-house in lagos that something happened and almost all the igbo boys and men selling and trading there formed different groups and were discussing about the issue .
One hausa beggar was walking past the ware-house and sighted the huge crowd at the ware-house both in and out of it  and thought to himself that allah has really blessed him that very day.
So he went close to one of the groups and started chanting his song "HALI HAMBU DULAI" :continually.
One of the igbo boys heard him and was provoked  and started beating the beggar,his friends were suprised at his instant changed attitude and they all tried to save the  old beggar from his grip and after a successful seperation was made he was asked to tell the offence of such a old beggar and he told everyone that he was talking something that pained him so much and that useless beggar just came from nowhere to tell him "NA LIE YOU DEY LIE"

Make i laugh?

I'm laughing because its not near funny and its in the jokes section.

n wats dis called
must u post
gosh

stale

Lol

I have no sense of humour

try as I might, couldn't even crack a smile

@Poster don't do it again pls. . .

I just wasted some minutes of my life reading this.

Na d MODS I blame wen nor know wen to use their broom

Pls encourage him so he can try harder. Haba

This is a joke? I fear for humanity.

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^^u definitely suffering from psychosis

^^Lol!

I.e language can cause conflict.

Arrant nonsense

crap!

*gets out of thread and drives jeep away***

abi kabu kabu

@ clem, jeep is a cheap SUV , Y not a lexus LX470 or Rangey?

I love the joke

@kunbee/kdk
i drive a lexus jeep

Na Studio dey lie

0.1/10, na u he happen to @poster

9-11:

I'm laughing because its not near funny and its in the jokes section.

This is funnier than d joke

Good lord who in their right mind would called this a joke?

sledge406:

I just wasted some minutes of my life reading this.
Na d MODS I blame wen nor know wen to use their broom 

Please tell me you were joking at the bolded part.
You took not just a minute but some minuites?
You find it difficult comprehending?

Odunnu:

Please tell me you were joking at the bolded part.
You took not just a minuite but some minuites?
You find it difficult comprehending?

First, I notice you have a problem spelling MINUTES (you should never skip English classes you know cos the world today is English)
Now why should I tell you I was joking Since you appear to know too much, come back harder and clarify else. . .
Guess dis wudn't be hard for you to comprehend and don't waste time hollering back.

(One more thing, get a wristwatch and time yourself then read the OP and tell me how long it took you to finish reading---lemme see what you say about that)

Oh,thanx for the correction Darling.
But seriously,you mean it took you up to, more than and infact, some minutes to comprehend? You need to upgrade the brain, its slow (no offence)

Darling (Tryna win me over)

I guess you and the OP have a lot in common and if you say my brain is slow, then you are lost (you should have said I have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR).

Again, I ask you to take out both set of words in BLOCKS LETTER from the OP and tell me how it matches or rhymes. You really are the one without a sense of humour or you tend to fall for things that AREN'T!

BTW. . .How do I upgrade my brain

I wasted my precious time reading this nonsense I wasted my precious time reading this nonsense

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