TWO MIDGETS

Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.

After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.

The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…

“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!” over and over.

In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?”

“I can’t believe how much it sucked,” says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.”

The second midget answers,

“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.”

Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”

Still searching for the joke

Studio CFR:

Still searching for the joke

How r u oga photographer - Sorry o u go search tire. Hope u cool sha. Efe don miss u tire - she ready to dump for Vicks for u

wish i were this lucky

11 More Minutes.

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?”
The cop says: “What are you doing?”
The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”
Now, the cop is totally confused, A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.”
The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”

Really

How dat one take relate with your dry joke(s) now?

Please stay focus and dont derail the thread or unless u get a ban again

Are u threatening me? U suppose' dey fear me.

Yo joke no too sweet sha

Studio CFR:

Are u threatening me? U suppose' dey fear me.

Yo joke no too sweet sha

U know say u no get joke taste buds - the buds don age. Anyway wey your own joke.

my joke still dey top UK CHART

google am

Hahaha

i've heard the second joke before

thankk god for that hearing aid i bought for you

^^ Ori ye ofokasibe yamayama

very nutty boy.

are u yoruba bizzy body

You know i'm not yoruba now, y u dey pretend, lol .

Who be d bizzy body here, me i just dey mind my biznezz jeje

NellaLuv  - abeg welcome - no mind that country head

how u dey  - oya come for hug  

one day u go hug girl wey get eczema for body.

nellaluv:

You know i'm not yoruba now, y u dey pretend, lol .

Who be d bizzy body here, me i just dey mind my biznezz jeje

Igbo Kwenu, lol

i be member my dear, son of the soil.

i no like that your profile, that jersey dey make me vex. look for blue jersey like chelsea jersey , lol
champ!

Studio CFR:

one day u go hug girl wey get eczema for body.

if then get that - My hug go cure am - i dey carry Jesus

anyway - Make i speak igbo small - kedu.

^^ Adinma .

blacksta:

NellaLuv  - abeg welcome - no mind that country head

how u dey  - oya come for hug  

ok, small hug

Studio CFR:

one day u go hug girl wey get eczema for body.







Igbo Kwenu, lol

i be member my dear, son of the soil.

i no like that your profile, that jersey dey make me vex. look for blue jersey like chelsea jersey , lol
champ!

me, i get eczema for body, chai see yab .



I'll change the jersey to d red devils, it's manchester baby

Meself no like that red Jersy - I go u buy Gunners jersy - it flows on body better.]]

I want manchester, lol

nellaluv:

I want manchester, lol

That one dey cause eczema for body - -

O M G

you didn't just say that

nellaluv:

O M G

you didn't just say that

You know i am correct is that not the reason u stopped wearing it - . I no some guys for England here who get eczema for bodi cause of the top

Studio see wetin your loose mouth don cause .

#Okbye

nellaluv:

Studio see wetin your loose mouth don cause .

#Okbye

We cant be friends anymore - Manchester utd - God forbid

Tehehehe - Nella no worry, i go heal your wound next time lol.


Blacksta u self no try lol

Nice jokes Blacksta

**need to be fair and call a spade a spade, even if I have to give the devil his dues. . . **

blacksta:

How r u oga photographer - Sorry o u go search tire. Hope u cool sha. Efe don miss u tire - she ready to dump for Vicks for u

wish i were this lucky

Big mouth

the devil ke?


and on the other one - i just help u smooth the pathway

Big mouth

blacksta:

the devil ke?

and on the other one - i just help u smooth the pathway

^^ Vindictive, more like  

Studio CFR:

Big mouth

yeye - u  i dey help u and u dey yab me

Oya Efe over to  you - make your motives know

since everybody they present  - or abi u wan make i open thread for u lot