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| Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:25pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
One day, a yoruba man walked into an appliance store. "Do you sell colour Television? "yes," said the clerk. "yes we do." "Then give me a green One. (2) STUDENT; SIR, WHAT IS AROUSAL? TEACHER; COME OUT HERE AND HOLD ME LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. TEACHER; ARE YOU FEELING ANYTHING? STUDENT; YES. TEACHER; YOU'VE BEEN AROUSED. efe my promise lol |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 6:29pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
<smiles> Studio, all these just for me? Cool jokes Studio - I like 'em all, thanks!  |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 6:29pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
9ice jokes stud. I luv them |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:35pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Smiles. . Efe your name still dey echo follow me everywhere i glow lol. Vicks thanks. I just hope my detractors no go criticise and begin tell me wetin i misyarn for dis thread. Lol |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 6:40pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Nah, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you they are good jokes and I said so already but trust me, if they weren't I for tell you quick-quick you know me now. . .**winks** only thing be say, you go from time to time add more jokes for this my thread wen you create for me ooo! <smiles> |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:42pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
The Queen has spoken. Lol |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 6:43pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
stop it - you're embarassing me!  |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:48pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
How can i say NO! to a brick like you- lol |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 6:49pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
brick?? how I take resemble brick for your eye now?? |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 6:50pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:54pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Impossible to please Remix lol |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 6:56pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
hmph!!  |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 6:59pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Wetin be dat one, u dey cuss me wit yo language? |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:00pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
rotflmao |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 7:01pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Studio CFR: nope tis the same thing as saying: hmmm. . . c'mon why I go curse you in secret na? |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:04pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Hhmm, the fear of studio is the beginning of wisdom. Why Vicks dey laugh like a pregnant woman |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 7:06pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
studio = wisdom?? dat na F9 statement ooo! c'mon try sotin else - and stop derailing my thread!! abi u want make Ben lock am?? hmmm?? |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:06pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Man I was laughing @ ur daftness |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:11pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Ben no fit just lock my thread like dat- him dey look face. Lol VICKS, see me as yo brother- as yo hypertek nigg*r. No dey vex for me. God no create all fingers the same. |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:14pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Don't b so cynical. I was jxt amused cos of the dalliance of ur brain nothing serious man. Come off it |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 7:15pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Vic2k3: That was a bit harsh and uncalled for - pls apologize to him Studio CFR: Studio I apologize for vick's statement - sorry, nor vex abeg. . . |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:20pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Vicks - lol See me as yo brother- as yo hypertek nigg*r. No dey biff me cuz na my life i dey live. I no send you |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 7:22pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Stud - Efe dey apologize you nor wan hear. . . |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:25pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
What the deuce is going on? Am not a desperado and wasn't born 1. I was jxt been humorous, i wasn't by any means dissing anyboi. Pls cut me some slack. |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:26pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
I no get problem wiff dat guy - na him get problem wit me. Lol |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:29pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Stud that despicable to say. Cos i hve always been diplomatic in all my dealings wif men |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:31pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Whatevs |
| Re: Nut' by EfemenaXY: 7:33pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
RIGHT!! until una 2 settle una differences and shake hands - Efe is outta dis thread! **Efe picks up her handbag and quickly exits the thread** **Oh, just rememberd I forgot my car keys - runs back, grabs her car keys** **and seeing as you're my 2 favourite guys - gives both of them a quick kiss on the cheek and then dashes out** |
| Re: Nut' by StudioCFR(m): 7:37pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
*Burns down thread* |
| Re: Nut' by Vic2k3(m): 7:38pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
rotflmao |
| Re: Nut' by bibs(f): 8:47pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Oh Studio has done it i know u will not fall my hand when i grow up i like to be like u |
| Re: Nut' by jokingmary(m): 9:19pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Oh really How did I get here if its burned down  |
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