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- by cynthoney(f): 9:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Confused man: One day, a Sledge was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building”. Sledge was in panic!!! Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he does not have a daughter named Anna!!! When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet!!! When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not John!!! See confusion!!! Liar: Studio is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!" Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when Studio's wife is pregnant. Tension is when his girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Studio and Sledge, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE Lolzzzzzzzz!!!! |
Re: - by blacksta(m): 9:16am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Nice one |
Re: - by jokingmary(m): 9:16am On Aug 27, 2010 |
U kinda don't like studio? |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 9:20am On Aug 27, 2010 |
jokingmary: far from it, i too like d guy na why i use am crack d joke studio na my chairman oh |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 9:24am On Aug 27, 2010 |
C_baby nice jokes sha but why you dey bash our Studio like this na? |
Re: - by blacksta(m): 9:26am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Studio needs bashing - na soft ball - wassup |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 9:28am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Bros I'm cool sha - you? abeg make una pirry am small now |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 9:29am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: r they that bad? just wanted to catch some fun wit him oh thats all if they r too bad,i can modify dem oh |
Re: - by blacksta(m): 9:36am On Aug 27, 2010 |
C_baby - Good morning - how are you today - You and your disappearing act sef. |
Re: - by Kinezeala(m): 9:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
nice jokes lol |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 9:44am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: Babes they're good jokes - but na the idea of studio jumping outta d window dey break my heart see, you fit modify am to be Blacksta. . . |
Re: - by blacksta(m): 9:46am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: See Haters - Cybaby + Blacksta = Serious tightness |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 9:46am On Aug 27, 2010 |
blacksta: honie m,i dey oh na just work wey dey worry me like dis oh |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 9:48am On Aug 27, 2010 |
blacksta: ehen. . .wetin u expect?? no be you dey score me 2/10 for ma jokes?? |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 9:49am On Aug 27, 2010 |
modified!!!! |
Re: - by blacksta(m): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: take easy sha - TGIF - meself they use one eye look work and the other one look work anyway - how are you doing - hope se u sleep well sha |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 9:52am On Aug 27, 2010 |
blacksta: tank u jare! cant wait to get my butts home for d weekend!!! |
Re: - by Ben13: 9:54am On Aug 27, 2010 |
That's ok, pls. |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 9:55am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: Now that's perfect!! er C_baby. . .I er oh, I nor want stud to die from cancer o!! |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 10:00am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: u no serious!!! wats up wit u babes,u now rolling wif Studio? i really havnt seen him for a while miss him too, dont wori,e no go die |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 10:03am On Aug 27, 2010 |
^^ dunno babes - maybe I need a doctor to check ma head!! I love his madness 'an all sha |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Efe is in loff! Efe is in loff!! Efe is in loff!!! |
Re: - by Vic2k3(m): 10:08am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Lol wit stud that funny lol |
Re: - by dupsytosh(f): 10:09am On Aug 27, 2010 |
lolzz 9c 1 @ poster |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 10:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
dupsy_tosh: Vic2k3:tanx jare |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 10:14am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Ben-10: wats ok,pls? |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 10:17am On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: girl stop saying that! Besides, there are different kinds of love you know. . .brotherly/sisterly love, motherly love, e.t.c |
Re: - by snthesis(m): 2:46pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
^^+ NL loff |
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 2:50pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
hehehe |
Re: - by tanimz(f): 3:43pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Sledge be woman? |
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 3:51pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
noooo na man i just wan yab dem two d sledge no dey comot mouth for ma matter na y i join am put |
Re: - by tanimz(f): 4:26pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
cynthoney: Fear be wan catch me. So no be only me the guy dey always stalk around? I swear, that guy no get work at all. How you dey? |
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