A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

*stale* heard it here b4. you can do better than that

9ja no dey appreciate at all, see as u knock d person, "u heard it b4"

nice 1. good wk.

yinkalink:

*stale* heard it here b4. you can do better than that

D only way i can do better than that is Making money and giving you maximum satisfaction in bed , So say my name ,

Yorubah:

9ja no dey appreciate at all, see as u knock d person, "u heard it b4"

Na so 9ja no dey appreciate @ all oo , I come across am na him i laugh, i say make i put am on here make other people laugh , how i want take know say d nukkle head don see am b4,

nice one

@poster
nice one, i love it

stale!

Seconded!

Did u brush?

baby.me:

Did u brush?

What kind of question is that

Lol baby.me na honeyboy u dey ask dat question aight

Studio CFR:

Seconded!

I never invited you to read it , did i ?? So you can either read it and smile which will increase your life span and make you younger , or you keep saying it's seconded and end up like the rest of your mates with no sense of humor , Fool,

This Honeyboy dude is something else

Stud is he real?

Studio CFR:

Seconded!

By d way Mr seconded, I can see you put on pictures of Wines you can't afford and footwear you still can't afford on your profile , why don't you put your picture so i can c ur ugly Face ,

baby.me
link=topic=505023.msg6678743#msg6678743 date=1283345112:

Did u brush?

Same goes for you too baby me or what do you call yourself , put your pics up and let me c ur ugly face , Morons

Go hang yourself se.x starv** moda4ker.

Studio CFR:

Go hang yourself se.x starv** moda4ker.

Listen 2 urself , who is talking about sex here , this is jokes forum and not a sexual forum so you should b the one hanging yourself by now because you got no brains in your head rather it's in your ass , LOL

baby.me:

This Honeyboy dude is something else

Stud is he real?

4u i don't have your time now , and yea i'm something else better and bigger finer than your past and present b/f and husbands you ever had , B.S open your closed eyes and c dat i'm 4 real , dat is me u c on my profile ,

HornYboy - more joke' please. . . Abi u don use yo sense of humour sell groundnut finish?

Where is Ben-10. This forum is not for minors like this kid here. Son,no one is fighting with you. Pls learn how to address people.

Women

Dem wahala too plenty

But very sexy

*smiles*
U remind me of of. . .

Is Kunbee a man, woman or both?

Ask God or im mama

Hi Vickie Lemonie Plusie

Kunbee na hermaphrodite.

Erm baby me, u dey feel insecure?

I ain't got that word in my dic dude

Well, na when person get male and female reproductive organ

Forgive me sey i dey speak pigin. . I just like the language lol

Pidgin is cool bro. I just can't spin it the way some guys do