Teaser4:
Oh Nigeria!!! I bet the founding fathers go dey roll in the grave right now..or wait every seconds. Lord Lugard abeg come epp us beg, Daddy Mele to rain apl oh...or shey na Grandpa Buhari , sure baba no get time for travail matters like NNPc GT apl...



we are waiting..
we've been waiting...
we'll be waiting...

if we no wait wetin we gain.

I was doing a course some years ago. We got to a topic called "ideology of nations". My team worked with SA. Unfortunately for those that chose NIgeria, no known ideology.

The founding fathers themselves were ethnic bigots. The first prime minister was terribly bias. Awolowo, Sadauna, Zik etc were all after their ethnic interest.

We got what we did not understand. If we are to move forward (which I doubt happening any time soon), we MUST define what Nigeria will stand for.

The Nigeria Constitution is an agglomeration of junks; most of which are not relevant to the negro society called Nigeria.

loool...uncle teaser....that one go be back 2 back ban.o.. . .them just release me yesterday...from the last one wey in reply o....loool...i been feel like dumb person esp when ppl been dey yarn trash...lool ...i hereby humbly want to relax small b4 attempting again and i hereby nominate u uncle teaser for the role of special envoy for this special task...

Teaser4:
bro please chop one more....for the culture

panalyst:

The GGM HR is a woman though.

bursted!!!

Damn you. Why expose the nigga?

panalyst:


The GGM HR is a woman though.

panalyst:


The GGM HR is a woman though.

lmao busted

[Your father is a mad man



quote author=Teaser4 post=86200496]another madman spotted....[/quote]

panalyst:

The GGM HR is a woman though.

I like this. Many 'sauce' people, will be shocked by the outcome of this APL

Powersurge:


I was doing a course some years ago. We got to a topic called "ideology of nations". My team worked with SA. Unfortunately for those that chose NIgeria, no known ideology.

The founding fathers themselves were ethnic bigots. The first prime minister was terribly bias. Awolowo, Sadauna, Zik etc were all after their ethnic interest.

We got what we did not understand. If we are to move forward (which I doubt happening any time soon), we MUST define what Nigeria will stand for.

The Nigeria Constitution is an agglomeration of junks; most of which are not relevant to the negro society called Nigeria.

you're absolutely right brother... I already give up on the country long time ago, but nah NNPC oil money dey enter my eyes. if I type dem go say I'm being pessimistic, but the truth be say Naija is bleeped.

panalyst:


The GGM HR is a woman though.

Thanks for exposing him.

kachii77:
loool...uncle teaser....that one go be back 2 back ban.o.. . .them just release me yesterday...from the last one wey in reply o....loool...i been feel like dumb person esp when ppl been dey yarn trash...lool ...i hereby humbly want to relax small b4 attempting again and i hereby nominate u uncle teaser for the role of special envoy for this special task...

lol big brother, you too dey fear joor....abeg don't nominate me oh, my ban no dey quick finish, besides na only moniker wey i remember the password be this lol...I hereby nominate brother GeniusOla, I hope he accept sha.base on who e be, mods no fit ban his moniker....

Someone should pls help me write a statement of purpose on why I want to study abroad. I don't even know why. I just want to leave this country. Pls reply.

@U

Chief panalyst, any info from your end ? Or you just decided not to drop?

panalyst:


The GGM HR is a woman though.

I didn't know that. My father's exact quote started with "This person..." not "This nigga...." I was paraphrasing. I didn't hear the phone conversation but I assumed it was a man. Regardless, the information remains the same

project analyst abeg give us info

Chester7:
Someone should pls help me write a statement of purpose on why I want to study abroad. I don't even know why. I just want to leave this country. Pls reply.

haha
I feel you bro.
Just state that as your purpose "I am tired of Nigeria and absolutely want to leave"

Chester7:
Someone should pls help me write a statement of purpose on why I want to study abroad. I don't even know why. I just want to leave this country. Pls reply.

lol bro, please report bihari, tell em he closed the boarder, price of everything don go up, tell dem say your stay in naija is driving you insane lol...

lemme be serious, use google you'll definitely find some tips... you don't wanna know wetin me dey write give em lol...e dey personal lol

Nnpccourtcase:

Thanks for exposing him.

Like I said, I assumed it was a man, my father referred to the person after the phone conversation as "This person...." I didn't hear the phone conversation. The information however is still the same soon as everyone has always said.

Mitocyan:
project analyst abeg give us info

It's actually political analyst or he might have turned to petroleum analyst.

WonderJohn:

Like I said, I assumed it was a man, my father referred to the person after the phone conversation as "This person...." I didn't hear the phone conversation. The information however is still the same soon as everyone has always said.

He

joobseekar:


I like this.
Many 'sauce' people, will be shocked by the outcome of this APL

I didn't overhear the phone conversation and she was referred to by my father as "This person..." I just assumed it was a man. My mistake. Regardless, the information provided is still the same as I stated. I was bringing to light that information with soon shouldn't be shared because it means nothing at this point.

that moment wen NNPC finally release apl...this thread go be like...

I learnt not to have an argument with a fool.. a big fool for that matter.

Teaser4:
@U

Teaser4:
He

Fair Enough, My mistake

WonderJohn:

So people no more updates with soon, we get it, soon has been flying all around but now it just causes anxiety.
The only man that knows the true release date is the GMD himself. I don't know why he is still delaying and feeding his staff various amounts of inconsistent information.

Most burnt sauces use the word "soon" to hide their burntness. Had to dump one source recently.

WonderJohn:


I didn't overhear the phone conversation and she was referred to by my father as "This person..." I just assumed it was a man. My mistake. Regardless, the information provided is still the same as I stated. I was bringing to light that information with soon shouldn't be shared because it means nothing at this point.

Whatever is clever, man.

Any source that can't check for one's name is not a sure source, even if the source is true.

see how me dey avoid this thing.. like coronavirus...shey yu just go back from Wuhan ni....


PS: I will keep ignoring you, mention my moniker from now till your last breathe.. I will never quote your Monika...but I go dey give you body hitting like this , I'm sure you no say nah you I dey follow talk... clout chasing like widow wey dey heat

WonderJohn:
Fair Enough, My mistake

all good brother

Teaser4:
that moment wen NNPC finally release apl...this thread go be like...

And people will be like:
It is a goallllllll

Chukeg:
And people will be like: It is a goallllllll

you get am brother

joobseekar:


Whatever is clever, man.

Any source that can't check for one's name is not a sure source, even if the source is true.

I understand your reservations. It is very wise to be skeptical. No problem

villainnotmoobb:
I go swear for NGCareers this morning walahi.....which kind mail be this this early morning naaaa.....My heart just do GBISH GBISH

Aswear. I just unsubscribed from them now sef.

The most hurtful thing about their email is that the subject looks like NNPC Careers. Compare NGCareers and NNPCCareers