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| We Really Can't Win! by Nobody: 5:23pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 5:45pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Another really good joke  Top quality stuff President - I love it!! |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:57pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
presido dat was jokes  , u derserve to open thread tru tru |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by deneut: 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
splendid,beautiful |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by googles: 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
| funny |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Jezzybrown(m): 10:07pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
nice Efemena_xy:wow thats a first |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 10:26pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
<smiles> what is?? |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Jezzybrown(m): 4:40pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
thats the first joke i know that you've ever liked. |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 9:29pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
Okay - if u say so. . . |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by babyme1(f): 10:02pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
Cool joke. More pls Hi Babes @ Efe |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
^^ Longest time girl!! how've you been?? still miss the old you sha!  |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by babyme1(f): 10:28pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
This section has been boring without u ma gurl so i went to where there's action. Im still me,just a skin deeper! |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 10:30pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
^^ I trust you!  |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by StudioCFR(m): 7:56am On Sep 14, 2010 |
Trust no one jor lol |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by EfemenaXY: 10:01pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
^^ Go away jor! |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Kunbee: 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
Lolllllllllllllll |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by librangyps(f): 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
Awww poor woman |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
like u  |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Nobody: 11:24am On Sep 17, 2010 |
hey xy do you suck? |
| Re: We Really Can't Win! by Nellyon(f): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Jezzybrown:true.wonder why that is. |
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