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Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2010
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."
Re: Defending Her Honour by Spyker: 6:55pm On Sep 13, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: Defending Her Honour by StudioCFR(m): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2010
Up your as.s


@Poster , i'm still searching for the joke sha
Re: Defending Her Honour by blacksta(m): 8:37pm On Sep 13, 2010
mumu poster grin
Re: Defending Her Honour by StudioCFR(m): 8:42pm On Sep 13, 2010
Easy na
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2010
keep searching for the joke
close your eyes for 2 minutes,open ,then close your brains for another 60 minutes,and open .then the joke will become crystal clear grin
Re: Defending Her Honour by StudioCFR(m): 8:52pm On Sep 13, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: Defending Her Honour by babyme1(f): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2010
@OP pray,tell,what's the meaning of your signature?
Re: Defending Her Honour by StudioCFR(m): 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2010
Virginity is not dignity, it is simply lack of opportunity.

No offence
Re: Defending Her Honour by babyme1(f): 9:01pm On Sep 13, 2010
Stud thanks for summarising ur signature, but i was actually directing d question to MrPresido.
Re: Defending Her Honour by Vic2k3(m): 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2010
^^ R O t F L M A O
Re: Defending Her Honour by StudioCFR(m): 9:11pm On Sep 13, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: Defending Her Honour by Idowuogbo(f): 9:20pm On Sep 13, 2010
hmm presido , dis wan no hol me o , but i no ur capable
redefine abeg
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2010
baby.me:

@OP pray,tell,what's the meaning of your signature?

stop killing animals,thats it
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hmm presido , dis wan no hol me o , but i no your capable
redefine abeg

try this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-512913.0.html#msg6748032
Re: Defending Her Honour by babyme1(f): 9:30pm On Sep 13, 2010
U must be a vegetarian then.

I have a friend that talks this way,she's an Eckist. Are u an Eck?
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 9:33pm On Sep 13, 2010
baby.me:

U must be a vegetarian then.

I have a friend that talks this way,she's an Eckist. Are u an Eck?

Yes,am vegetarian but no Eck, whats Eck? cheesy
Re: Defending Her Honour by babyme1(f): 9:37pm On Sep 13, 2010
so u don't eat suya, chicken and all them chewable? U've missed bro,sowwii.
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 9:44pm On Sep 13, 2010
baby.me:

so u don't eat suya, chicken and all them chewable? U've missed bro,sowwii.

I dont dia,not even crayfish grin
Re: Defending Her Honour by Idowuogbo(f): 9:53pm On Sep 13, 2010
^lol
liar after u ate python last nite
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

^lol
liar after u ate python last nite

am on dry fasting for the past few days cheesy
Re: Defending Her Honour by EfemenaXY: 10:01pm On Sep 13, 2010
MrPrsdent:

I dont dia,not even crayfish grin

But you do eat Eggs, Cheese and drink Milk don't you?
Re: Defending Her Honour by Idowuogbo(f): 10:05pm On Sep 13, 2010
MrPrsdent:

am on dry fasting for the past few days cheesy
yeye boi aand u stil get energy type , u b david blaine
Re: Defending Her Honour by Nobody: 10:16pm On Sep 13, 2010
Idowuogbo:

yeye boi aand u stil get energy type , u b david blaine

my sista,we vegetarians have innate energy.Our body is clean,pure and can withstand hunger for weeks

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