There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

huh sorry man, but where is the joke?

i didnt get it

Du*my - i no expect u to understand de joke

see d mugu wey dey talk, im self no understand ooo, im just open dat him tank mouth dey proclaim rubbish

Is dat why u shouting like person wey hunger dey hammer ?

Go chop abeg before person faint for here.
I hope u no IBO?
No ooffeince

hey mofo! how r u?

9ice joke lol. bt you must be above at least jss3 level to understand it (not for a primary school graduate) LOL

Sylve11 - who u calling mofo? Ewu Nnama lol

Ewwww at the am coming