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The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Smoke2015: 2:01pm On Apr 19, 2019
A family friend who is still a student came around last week, for my birthday. She wanted to come on the 7th but couldn't make it.

So when she was leaving I packed some birthday goodies for her: A huge chunk of cake I put in the biggest size of that common transparent take away pack, three cans of malt and soft drinks, 6 wraps of moimoi, Ofada sauce and rice.

Knowing she didn't have a fridge at the place she rented close to her school, I asked her how she would preserve the food, she said:

"My neighbour and I are very cool, she once said I could put anything in her freezer if I ever needed to."

I wasn't too sure about the arrangement, but considering she was a student and the food would go a long way, I packed it all for her. Before going back to school, she also went home, and her Mum packed a big bowl of Peppersoup for her.

On getting back to school, she said she took a drink, ate some of the rice and Ofada sauce and cake. She then cut a decent chunk of the cake, divided the pepper soup into two portions, added moimoi and gave to her neighbour. She also gave her two cans of malt too.My family friend afterwards asked if she could put what was left of the food in her freezer and she readily agreed. She also thanked her for the food.

Because of her really busy week at school, she decided she would settle down to enjoy the rest of the food over the weekend. So last Sunday she called her neighbour (she calls her Mummy Peju) because she is married with two kids).
The conversation went something like this:

"Mummy Peju, good afternoon. I knocked on your door just now but no was home. Please let me know when you get back".
"I'm still in Church, we just closed. This one that you called on the phone, I hope all is well?" Mummy Peju joked.
"All is well o, I just wanted to pick up the food I kept in your freezer", my family friend Bimbo replied laughing too.

Her response I need to type in Yoruba, for context. She said:

"Ha, Daddy wa ati awon omo ma ti je yi toku, aro pe eefe mo ni..."
Meaning 'Our Daddy' (her husband) and the kids ate the rest of it because we thought you no longer wanted it. �

Plix dears, at what point did she hint that she didn't want the food again?

Bimbo still thought it was a joke.

"Ahn Ahn, Mummy Peju, e serious now, se n whyne mi ni?  (Meaning Mummy Peju, stop pulling my legs)She asked still laughing because she thought her neighbour was kidding.

But alas! Mummy Peju was serious, the food had really been eaten.
At that point Bimbo's laughter was replaced with shock, and she just managed to muster
"Oh Ok, kosi problem, Ese ma."
Meaning: 10q ma, no problem. She then ended the call.

As Bimbo narrated the story to me I laughed hysterical���, while shaking my head vehemently at the same time. On a more serious note though, who does something like that? Remember, Bimbo had initially given her part of the food, before even putting it in her freezer. What level of greed will make you do such, to your neighbour whom you're just getting to know?

Anyway, Ofada and moimoi had finished, but I still had cake so I gave her some when she came around yesterday. However she was heartbroken, and the 'sefere shest pain' she experienced was evident even while she narrated the ordeal. 'Odun my gan Sister Moji!', She kept repeating at intervals while giving me the gist���.

https://www.mojidelano.com/2019/04/the-greedy-neighbour-what-would-you-reaction-be-if-this-happened-to-you/

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by mikejj(m): 2:32pm On Apr 19, 2019
grin Yoruba people can heaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaat fooooooooooods..on food matter I bend down for western people

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by peteruuu(m): 2:44pm On Apr 19, 2019
This is what greediness causes

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2019
Na the shameless "daddy wa" wey no inquire how party ofada with pepper soup and cake take reach him plate I blame...if the woman dey talk true ooooo.

Reminds me of my mother's birthday.
I invite my neighbors that year make e no be like say I no call them....I no know say I make mistake

I gave them chair. Special one o. Among correct men. As na me be organiser I dey run around. I just see my guy waka come after 1hour dey para for me.wetin happen? He start to rant say those people wey dem gather dey table they make them look bad say how I know them. He talk say na mini Ghana must go one person carry comot say as them dey bring food and drinks he just dey transfer am enter bag. Since na my men table na unlimited service of anything. Say they even changed table but these razz couple followed them o. I was like what! Lo and behold na true talk. Ghana must go don full. Since dem wan embarrass me me sef dey house.
"Please may I see you guys outside,I want make una help me carry something", thinking they go see something there dem follow me. I walked them to the gate and told the security never to allow them in anymore.
Las las we no go greet ourselves again. Besides who greeting EPP!

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by ExAngel007(f): 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2019
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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Pavore9: 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2019
"Ha, Daddy wa ati awon omo ma ti je yi toku, aro pe eefe mo ni.."....... cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Nairalandmentor(m): 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2019
cheesy
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by PennywysCares(m): 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
really!
OP just pull our legs

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by oshe11: 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
I'd just be Silent for 5secs and then I'd say "Okay"


Cut my call and move on since I've learnt my lessons




PS: I can't keep my food in my Neighbour's fridge UNLESS im dey inside "sealed" can


I mean wetin dem chop inside belle dey hard to curecheesy

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by ainas247: 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
cool Everyone above me including my self did not read this...
nah lie... grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
I've still got my mouth open . undecided Agbalagba for that matter.

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by martphreak(m): 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
Afonja with food eh...not your faults sha...food is a scarce commodity down there... Such a greed cannot happen in Benue where food is abundant

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by EmekaBlue(m): 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
Afonjaz r too hungry set of people and find it difficult to let go of anything concerning food...You can testify this from their owambe party food they always fight over when been shared.

Thats how i mistakenly used my afonjaz neighbor ewedu broom to clean d compound toilet....even after buying a new broom and compensating them with amala flour...they still rant about it whenever they remember

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by ekele177: 4:12pm On Apr 19, 2019
Greed at high cost

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by pyrex23(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
Am I the only one wondering why this is on front page?

angry

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by DauraIsAGoal: 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
Yorubas no dey use eye see food

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by SyberKate(f): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
Oh okay
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
Lol
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Sultty(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
There's hunger in d land even Gani Adams said d same

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
U expect us to believe this abi.

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by KingLennon(m): 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
Who pushed this to front page? How is this our business?

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by MsFaith: 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
"My neighbour and I are very cool, she once said I could put anything in her freezer if I ever needed to."

You see this line, na SCAM Your family member was scammed. Once beaten, twice shy
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by jesus247alive(m): 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
G

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by rafcrown(m): 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
TRIBALIST.CONGRATS.
mikejj:
grin Yoruba people can heaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaat fooooooooooods..on food matter I bend down for western people

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by dheolexaone(f): 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
So this made front page
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Godsgift7837: 4:14pm On Apr 19, 2019
100$ iTunes card needed 240/$
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by eleojo23: 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
Your friend put a cockroach in front of a chicken and expected the cockroach to live to tell the story?


Some people no dey take eye see food o

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by okohjay(m): 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
That's just irresponsibility of the highest order, no shame whatsoever.

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by TheMainMan: 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
sorry
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by mayormick(m): 4:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
hahahaha hahahaha....Yoruba call it a lot of names; "ole, okanjuwa, alatenuje, wobia, olojukokoro. Seriously, dat kind behaviour is a no no for me.

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Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by sacx: 4:16pm On Apr 19, 2019
Tales by moonlight. Next!
Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by katstyle(m): 4:16pm On Apr 19, 2019
Some people can eat for Africa, if dem chop poison now, dem go dey lie against their grandma in the village

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