I used to think I wud see Jesus physically especially when my parents said we should go to galilee during easter period.

Always wanted to put my hands into the tv set and grab ChocoMilo.

Sometimes would like to go into the TV and beat up some players for impressing players if they don't impress me

jokingmary:

Sometimes would like to go into the TV and beat up some players for impressing players if they don't impress me

That was more like a wish no offense.

Hibkay:

I used to think I wud see Jesus physically especially when my parents said we should go to galilee during easter period.

hahaha

EVER SEEN THE SIGN, POST NO BILL?
As a child when i came across that warning, i used to think you could post your letters there without any bill or charges as they do in the POST OFFICE.

I used to fight over the right to eat fish eggs since I believed that I'll have eaten more fishes than my other siblings by doing that. Imagine me eating thousands of fishes in a single meal. Lol! Greedy me.

Ruq:

me too and then i'll be like so the lady's husband gotta wait for 9months b4 he shags?
this is one crazy thought

I thought so too RUG, as a matter of fact, I thought that was the beginning of a Man's extra-marital affairs ! I personally prayed for married couples not to break up when their wives were pregnant. I blamed men for being heartless; getting the wife pregnant and going for someone else. At a point (in my late teens) I reasoned it was because they could not wait until 9 months is over ! NOW I KNOW BETTER !

I used to think that when it was time for news, the broadcaster will announce when the world will end or when the next war will start. Scary though!

I used to think kids were born through d navel. Actually took a while b4 I knew better lol.

I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman

seanmykel:

I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman

Haba!

^^

seanmykel:

I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman

Not a bad strange thought for a child if you ask me. At least he knows better now.

Back then when I heard, over the news, that people were robbed at 'gun point', I thought 'gun point' is a name of a place and I always wondered why people go there to get robbed knowing fully that many have been robbed there,

^ lol

hakunajay:

Back then when I heard, over the news, that people were robbed at 'gun point', I thought 'gun point' is a name of a place and I always wondered why people go there to get robbed knowing fully that many have been robbed there,

I wonder why the Police will not man 'these gun points' to protect citizens from been robbed. Does every state have a place called 'gun-point' ?

Hakunajay that was indeed a strange but funny thought. Please stay clear from gun-points.

Akuviv:

I wonder why the Police will not man 'these gun points' to protect citizens from been robbed. Does every state have a place called 'gun-point' ?

Hakunajay that was indeed a strange but funny thought. Please stay clear from gun-points.

^^^^ Lol, Thanks for the advice but I've outgrown most of my childish thoughts. Although, I'm yet to fancy eating fish heads cos I thought it's gonna bite my intestines, this was actually a trick played on me by my elder sister!

i used to wonder where God came from. who his parents were and what the world of God would be like.

i was always the spoiled one, always fantasizing about sleeping with my aunt.

took in a lot of bath water from peeping through the bathroom drainage while a female neighbor bathed.

runs past my school gate every time i pass on a weekend cos i thought a big bird and lizard would discipline me if i pass.

always thought the oyibos die fake die in movies because they dont shout orooooooooo like our own fadeyi oloro and co.

na wa.

hakunajay:


^^^^ Lol, Thanks for the advice but I've outgrown most of my childish thoughts. Although, I'm yet to fancy eating fish heads cos I thought it's gonna bite my intestines, this was actually a trick played on me by my elder sister!

I know u've out grown ur childish thoughts, just teasing !

Ha ! This your elder Sister is really crafty and funny. So she ate all the fish heads while you were growing up? Kai This one is beyond 419 o ! She has to pay

hakunajay:

Back then when I heard, over the news, that people were robbed at 'gun point', I thought 'gun point' is a name of a place and I always wondered why people go there to get robbed knowing fully that many have been robbed there,

Gun point

I use to wonder what cars parked at owner's risk meant. It always looked like a typo error to me.

Now i no better

used to think only guys enjoyed having "sex", now i know better

use to think that girl put oranges on their chest as b**st. did that a couple of times too lol

when i was little, i always wondered what the sky was n how can 1 reach it.I came to the cunclusion that 1 of these weekends my mum would just gather my siblings n i n take us there. after waiting 4 months on end, i became really angry at her ,standing b/w her and her boiling soup pot i demanded to know y she has refused to take us on an outing 2 heaven, if u c meeeeeeeending

I was made to think that i'd fall pregnant, if a boy touches me.

^^^ lol

lol. But what does 'Post No Bill' mean?

i used to tink women got pregnant if she n her husband jst laid down on d bed 2geda,used to tink i would 1 day bring out the cars n fancy things 4rm the tv screen(i even asked my pman 1ce if it was possible n he blatantly said YES)

@GIFT4ALL- They're telling passersby not to urinate/shite there.

Either that or they really don't want anyone advertising nothing on their walls. But someone did confirm the former.

Thought fruits would grow in my stomach if I swallowed dem

that an elephant was a big dog
whenever we went to the zoo
i would see an elephant and bark at it!