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What Did You Lie About Today? by 49cents(m): 7:58pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
I have noticed that lies can come in handy; if you want to get by hassle-free; i am not talking about all those huge ugly, mean ones,,,, rather those little ones that covers your track or get you a helping or an edge? Now i have not said lies are okay, just started this topic to bring up to our consciousness what we sadly maybe making a habit; laff at our pettiness and see whether we can diminish the numbers? I start with myself: this afternoon in trying to persuade man i was to meet in his office i lied that i was already on my way to his office which is at Apapa when i was in yaba, when he told me he too was at yaba i was taking aback, i just laffed at myself and told him i will see him tomorrow; i was so desperate to pickup a long overdue order from him cos am under pressure at my end to deliver? NOW OVER TO YOU! |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Kunbee: 10:56pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
I lied to my mum about my whereabouts Love u mum |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by 1102(m): 11:14pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
^^pardon me but u lie everyday! |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Kunbee: 12:08am On Sep 22, 2010 |
Na u sabi |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by ifyalways(f): 9:29am On Sep 22, 2010 |
I told my boys that grannie wud be coming morrow cos they have been wanting to see her.Big Phat lie it is |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Nobody: 11:48am On Sep 22, 2010 |
about how much money is left on my card |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by sammytone: 12:03pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Never lied yet but I know before the day runs out some lie may be useful. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by drmoney: 12:11pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Called my wife to give her a piece of my mind about something wrong with the food she packed for me to the office. On realising that she was already pissed off by some client in the office, I had to tell her that I just called to be sure she was alright. Trust me:It went a long way |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
My Boss: (through the intercom) Hi Uju, are you busy? I need your help with something! Me: Yea, actually I am, I'm sending some e-mails (opens another thread on NL) |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by kemisuga(f): 12:22pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
@ drmoney - |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by nanidee(f): 12:49pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
nothing, at least, not yet, drmoney: lol Ujujoan: rotfl |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Youngichou(m): 12:51pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I didnt lie o! Am a good boy i dont do such. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by kayjasper(f): 12:59pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Told some girl who brought some food for me that i had already eaten when i was dead hungry.Me i no fit chop juju from girl i cant even hug not to talk of , lol, lol, lol. Funny, she's in front of me right now as am typing, told her am mailing some clients, lol. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by kadman(m): 1:19pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
ifyalways: So cute Ujujoan: Ha Ha, I'm doing the same. No be me them go use excel spreadsheet kill. . hiss |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by johnterry4: 1:23pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
just lied to my girl friend dat am out of town on official assignment |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by lanrujay(m): 1:31pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
^^pardon me but u lie everyday! we too |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by SHEAU(m): 1:32pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
menh! i lied everyday. i cant just do without it |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Ranoscky(m): 1:34pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
johnterry4: Maybe she also is happy that u'r out of town so she can spend the night with her other boyfriend, who knows? |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by OboBoco(f): 1:38pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
kay jasper: LOL, are you sure am not the person sitting in front of you with the food, and that i know your NL username, and am also checking these thread with my BB. LOL. @post , my boss told me to do some internet marketing and i told him am on it ( Nairaland forum ). LOL and he is already impressed with me going to work immediately. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by OboBoco(f): 1:40pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
RANOSCKY, you dey form fine boy for BLUE BLOOD abi making me ask you for your YIM more than once. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Yorisb: 2:38pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Ranoscky: OMG!! @OP I lied(to som1 on YIM) that I was leaving in jand, however unbeknown to her I dey stroll pass yaba full time. now my probs na how to maintain the |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Mobinga: 3:01pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I lied on this thread that I haven't lied since morning. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Johnnel123: 3:32pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Some body asked me to send recharged card her on facebook i just logged out, when i saw her, she asked me y i logged out, I told her dat my network went off. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Agbo2(m): 4:04pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I lied am gay. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by DeepSoul(f): 4:07pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
When one of my "toasters" called, I lied that I was in a meeting and couldnt talk. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by Newest: 4:27pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
kay jasper: Lmao, u damn crazy believe me, Just lied to my G/F mum that she has left , y she was even the one that gave me the fone that her Mum is calling, and the lie is that she's here beside me robbing my back |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by hilli666(m): 4:40pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Everday I look at my self in the mirror and lie to myself that I love my wife I Love our house I love my Job This makes the day go by quiker and better. |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by TeskyMan(m): 4:40pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
[size=14pt]This is serious, anyway here it goes, Told someone I am in the office while I was still 25 kilometers away, not knowing thats he was already in waiting room. The next thing, he gave the phone to my colleague in office to speak with me. I was dazed and immediately started pretending as if the network was bad, ok listen, Hey Tunji? Hello!! Hello!! Can you hear me? Ohh the network no good? That was the last statement and I cut off the conversation. The thing pain me badly cos the man don beg me tire say make i come early come attend to his documents. Anyway, saw him later and apologized and laugh it all away.[/size] |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by skybeauty(f): 4:47pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
just conspired with my sis to lie to dis dude who wants to date |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by olybaby50(m): 4:49pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Obo Boco: I'm about to lie my own lie |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by olybaby50(m): 4:54pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
SHEAU: O BOY U LIE EVERY DAY. IT'S IN YOUR BLOOD[color=#990000][/color][size=8pt][/size] |
Re: What Did You Lie About Today? by kadman(m): 4:55pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
hilli666: Whao, dude take it easy. . This is so American Beauty (movie) |
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