There was a monastery which had a vow of silence, with one exception, one monk was allowed to speak every 25 years.

One morning when they were all eating porridge for breakfast on the day speech was allowed, the Father superior said, "does anyone have anything to say?",

"yes I do" said brother John "This porridge is too hot".

Silence resumed for the next 25 years and the day came round again and father Superior said "does anyone have anything to say?",

"yes I do" said brother Michael "this porridge is too cold".

Silence resumed again and another 25 years passed and once gain at breakfast the Father Superior said to the now ageing and wrinkly old monks "does anyone have anything to say?"

"yes I do" said brother William "I am leaving the monastery".

r"why is that?" said the father superior, bother William replied

because I'm sick of all the bickering over the bloody porridge!!!!".

Just there,

Politics!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"

Dad says, "well son let me try to explain it this way, I'm the bread winner of the family so lets call me Capitalism, your mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government, we're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People, the nanny we'll consider her the working class, and finally your baby brother, we'll call him the future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense", continues Dad

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the boy goes to his parents room and finds his Mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked he peeps through the key hole and sees his Father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad I think I understand the concept of politics now"

The Father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"

The boy replies, "Well while Capitalism is scr*wing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the Future is in deep S-h-*-t!"

good

Nice one

after 10 years - u finally deliver 2 back 2 back good jokes - welldone

hmmm! efe! efe!! efe!!!

wetin be dis? lmao!!!

I still dey find de joke

notice-me-or-i-die!!!

y no get important tin do?

u just dey waka about for pple thread dey look for joke!

wen dey joke dey ur p*nts

Come put hand inside my pant bring the joke out na.

I no be ya mate - i go sound you right here right now if u no free me

ode!!!

cyhoney - how far long time

Ewure cynth

blacksta:

cyhoney - how far long time

longtime,yeah! hope u r cool sha

Studio CFR:

Ewure cynth

market woman! dress back! see as u dey talk like vulture,yuck!! shift! or i shift ur jaw!!!!

I dey o - how are you - hope dey everything dey kampe

Go and shi.t in your hand cynth

And for your information, i be man and not a market woman like u.

Biffer!

This is Nigeria in summary.

Which hole dis one jump out from? Lol

blacksta:

I dey o - how are you - hope dey everything dey kampe

everything dey oh. tank u jare

Studio CFR:

Go and shi.t in your hand cynth

And for your information, i be man and not a market woman like u.

Biffer!

weaver!!! go bite tree leave me alone jor.

na by force?

Even if u gimme do free of charge, i go throway face, zip uP and wakka comot lol

MEHN me i no understand both jokes.

@Deneut & Baby.me - Thanks!!

blacksta:

after 10 years - u finally deliver 2 back 2 back good jokes - welldone

Coming from my well Seasoned Critic of a friend - Thanks!!

Much Appreciated

**e nor easy sha - I can but try**[i][/i]

cynthoney:

hmmm! efe! efe!! efe!!!

wetin be dis? lmao!!!

hahaha!! C_Baby!!

na your eye be dis?? Long time girl!! how you dey??

I don miss u nor be small o!

Xiana:

This is Nigeria in summary.

Lol!!

After all the critics on other people's joke, was expecting more than this from you. Tsk tsk tsk. Lol

She sure has bera jokes but these are sh1t

Nice 1

Vic2k3:

She sure has bera jokes but these are sh1t

oh yeah??

oya post your own make we see now

Alright my efe jxt answer this riddle then i will post the joke[s] and if u can't answer then holala! u lose.

A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long, a bale of hay was 18 feet away and the donkey wanted to eat the hay. What will he do that?

No answer yet lol

No need to answer it

all the donkey needs to do is chew away at the rope - then he'll be free to go after the bale of hay

abi?

E-Lovers how far - when una go meet up

Efe wrong. Its a riddle. Make use of its hind limbs.

how?

The donkey's tied to the rope and the rope's tied to a tree or something - abi??