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| Worst Weeks by Nobody: 8:41pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life." "What happened?" asks Birnbaum. Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!" "You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!" "How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It was identical!" "You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments!" |
| Re: Worst Weeks by EfemenaXY: 8:58pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Clever joke  |
| Re: Worst Weeks by sats: 10:11pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
poster nice one, a little thought 2 bring out d humor  |
| Re: Worst Weeks by StudioCFR(m): 10:51pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Were is the joke? |
| Re: Worst Weeks by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
^^ Dummy  |
| Re: Worst Weeks by StudioCFR(m): 11:07pm On Sep 26, 2010 |
Yo popsy |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Vic2k3(m): 10:29pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
3/10 |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Jezzybrown(m): 10:55pm On Sep 27, 2010 |
that's a tricky one |
| Re: Worst Weeks by sohiemi(m): 8:24pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Whoa now dat was FUNNY! |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Nobody: 8:59pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
A little bit funny. Studio CFR: This is the joke: "You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments!" It means his son is gay. |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Jezzybrown(m): 10:28pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
Eyah:sorry bt you are wrong my dear think harder |
| Re: Worst Weeks by wesley80(m): 1:58pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Jezzybrown: Is this a joke or a Riddle? |
| Re: Worst Weeks by babyme1(f): 3:40pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
^^^^ I think it's both  |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Jezzybrown: So tell me then, I don't want to think harder. I see the joke on different angle. He manufacture's garments for men so therefore his model should be a man and the fact that he saw his son having s, ex with the model, it could be both his son and the model are gays. |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Jezzybrown(m): 7:18pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
no be fight na. Ask gently and u shall be told. |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Nobody: 7:35pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Im cool. Please tell me the gentle answer. |
| Re: Worst Weeks by Vic2k3(m): 8:47pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
^^Don't mind him. he doesn't even know the meaning of what he posted(jxt buying some time) |
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