There’s this slay mama in my estate. We got into an argument at one of the estates meeting, she showed me her bad home training that day.


So four days ago, I heard someone playing piano like a 5 year old kid. Y’all know when a kid plays a piano. It’s horrible.


I located the house the noise was coming from(two houses from mine) and told the gateman of the house to please tell whoever is playing that piano to tune the volume down to the minimum and I left.


It continued from that day(even till now). So yesterday, I had to go there again and asked the gateman, where’s your madam abi Na oga? He replied “she’s inside” (why I asked about oga or madam is that if it’s a kid playing the piano, the parents will be at best position to talk to. garrit?)

I asked if she’s the one playing the piano, and he said yes. Fear catch me. I pleaded to see her that I have a word for her.


Gateman went and called madam, she came down after keeping me waiting for some minutes of still playing nonsense. Surprised!!! It was the arrogant lady from the estate meeting. immediately she saw me she was surprised why I would be looking for her. I greeted her, complimented her and her house and politely told her I have complained about her piano’s tutorial disturbance in the neighborhood before and nothing was done about it(I used a very strong and mean face to tell her she’s causing nuisance with it, I wanted her to fear me small, that kind thing). (It seems I’m even the only one complaining sef) The look on her face was “yen yen yen”.


Since then she continued the piano play without reducing the volume, this time, she’s no longer learning how to play, she’s purposely causing nuisance with it. Right now when I smoke weed, Na only dust I con Dey reason. You know that feeling when you smoke weed and starts having that feeling of conquering future goals, then you starts hearing a horrible piano play like that of a little kid. It’s messing my trips mehn.

How do I treat her fvckup up? I nor wan involve police. I never enter police station before.

Oga
You get plenty wahala, God!!

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Oga
You get plenty wahala, God!!

it seems she now wake up and sleep on top the piano. The worse part is when I’m happy she’s stopped, after some minutes I will hear about two to five annoying keys sound from the piano.


Someone advised I go buy drum or piano and start playing. How can I go buy drum or piano and start playing? Am I mad?

Find a way to steal or destroy her piano without her knowing. That's the best i can come up with.

smh

The only way to get her to do your bidding is to bang her.

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You're in love with her and you dont know it..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL2wgKQWjno