PLANTAINS

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asked "Which
one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some
people, it sounds like an 'l'.
Teacher: what difference
does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO', if you fly the unlipe
one na 'SHIPS' if you loast am, na 'BORLI' All of them na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell?


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When you buy a phone of #120,000 and a sim card of #100 . Few days later the phone got stolen and you will be forming in front of your girlfriend that "it's not even the phone that is paining me, it my sim card and the contacts I have on it" Bros if I slap u ehh, your ancestors will feel dizzy..Nonsense!!!
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I was invited to a wedding, when I reached the hotel I found two doors written
1 . Bride's guests 2. Groom's guests
I entered the one written Bride guests and found two more doors
1 . Ladies 2. Men
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
1. Guest with gift 2. Guest without gift
I went through the one written 'Guests without Gifts' and found myself outside the hotel through the back door. At the door was written "So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way". Bye".
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Name : wife Symbol : wi Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare To Ask!
Physical Proprties: Boils at Anytime, Can Freeze at Anytime, Melts if Handled with Love & Care, Very Bitter if Mishandled.!
Chemical Proprties: Very Reactive, Highly Unstable, Posses Strong Affinity for Gold, Platinm, Clothes & Other Precious Items, Money Reducing Agent, Volatile when left Alone.
Occurance: Mostly found in front of mirror
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An Igbo man fell into a well, screaming for help. His wife came with a rope to help, The Igbo man look at the rope and said "how much did the rope cost?"The wife said "#1000" still inside the well the Igbo man shouted, "WHAT!!!.Return it now!!! Go to papa Emeka at 4th Avenue, he sells it for #300 , Hurry please oo before I die here oo....#Igbokwenu...
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Some guys can form sha..carrying laptop bag with #ludo inside. Bros you are doing yourself...
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This is the correct spelling of SCHOOL not SCHOOL. Some people write the second O before the first O which is very wrong.
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That moments you are laughing with your mom Then BOOM!!! she ask you for yesterday's change...
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John Legend is a chronic liar. "MY HEAD'S UNDER WATER BUT I'M BREATHING FINE"... I tried that shit today and I nearly died...What Nonsense!!!
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Jamb r very stupid ohhh!!
Hw can I write 4 subject nd know they r giving me scores of 5 subjects
I wrote use of English Physics Chemistry Biology
Nd now in ma scores m seeing something like
Use of English 75 Physics 70 Chemistry 81 Biology 69 Aggregate 295 Pls ohh wu kum write aggregate 4 me naaaa??
I tell those idiot jamb say I write aggregate??
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