I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful

younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.


One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

After reading the first paragraph, it was pretty clear a retard had walked in here (no offence-unless you wanna pick one )

How would you post a crap such as this which's been in existence for over 3 years and still call it a joke? I can bet you just got yourself an email address and must be new to the IT world. Now scram!

My advice for you: Read more, be acquainted and you know what is and isn't.

@Alarinka-Pls sledge is just a thing,overlook him.abeg-i will paste ur joke in the sky for everyone to see

o.k first of nice,

i thought i was in romance when reading until i reached the last line

That joke is tite though old but still fresh.

nice one bro.

sledge406:

After reading the first paragraph, it was pretty clear a retard had walked in here (no offence-unless you wanna pick one )

How would you post a crap such as this which's been in existence for over 3 years and still call it a joke? I can bet you just got yourself an email address and must be new to the IT world. Now scram!

My advice for you: Read more, be acquainted and you know what is and isn't.

u bad - u know it

I love 'em bad

@Poster awful posting - don't do it again pls

get us sotin fresh else don't bother - nor be by force to post jokes . . .