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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:08pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, not that old obviously, but you exude a certain seriousness.
IDK either.

But the girl does not look serious. And it was from that pic FaceApp made her.

You had short hair, round face and very light skin. That's what I remember.

Small mouth too.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:15pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


But the girl does not look serious. And it was from that pic FaceApp made her.

You had short hair, round face and very light skin. That's what I remember.

Small mouth too.

Lol, doesn't the pic creep you out though?

I'm not very light in complexion, more like caramel/golden hue. My mouth is not small, I have full lips. The rest is spot on.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:21pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, doesn't the pic creep you out though?

I'm not very light in complexion, more like caramel/golden hue. My mouth is not small, I have full lips. The rest is spot on.

It doesn't creep me out. I am actually flattered.

Forgive me. Morgan Freeman is losing his memory. It's been five years.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:26pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


It doesn't creep me out. I am actually flattered.

Forgive me. Morgan Freeman is losing his memory. It's been five years.

Lol, you're flattered by a picture of yourself in drag?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, you're flattered by a picture of yourself in drag?

Beautiful. After five years. Such relief!


Is her makeup that bad? Lol
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:32pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


Beautiful. After five years. Such relief!


Is her makeup that bad? Lol

Thanks smiley

No, "she" is pretty lol
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:33pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Thanks smiley

No, "she" is pretty lol

I have been following you not knowing it was you.

Is there a name for that kind of situation?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Thanks smiley

No, "she" is pretty lol

She says thank you.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


I have been following you not knowing it was you.

Is there a name for that kind of situation?

It is possible to be drawn to someone's energy or whatever it's called.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


She says thank you.

Hahaha grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:43pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


It is possible to be drawn to someone's energy or whatever it's called.

So you have a strong energy then.
What about a person's intellect? Can one be drawn to that?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 5:56pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


So you have a strong energy then.
What about a person's intellect? Can one be drawn to that?

Of course!
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:04pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Of course!

Welcome back.
Okay, it's the intellectual energy then. Lol

It's like you type about as fast as you think.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


Welcome back.
Okay, it's the intellectual energy then. Lol

It's like you type about as fast as you think.

I tried to nap. Really not feeling well today & my neighbour just gave me a fright about swine flu. Said it has killed a couple of people already. Now I'm a bit scared because I have the listed symptoms lol.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:19pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


I tried to nap. Really not feeling well today & my neighbour just gave me a fright about swine flu. Said it has killed a couple of people already. Now I'm a bit scared because I have the listed symptoms lol.

What are the symptoms?
I think there was a scare here during the Obasanjo's period. Don't you have to eat pork to get it?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 6:25pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


What are the symptoms?
I think there was a scare here during the Obasanjo's period. Don't you have to eat pork to get it?

No, apparently you can get it just by coming in contact with an item or someone with it.
I immediately looked it up. It's normal flu-like symptoms accompanied by nausea and/or a runny tummy. I'm not nauseous though, I just ache all over & my nose is stuffy. I think I'll get it checked out tomorrow.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:35pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


No, apparently you can get it just by coming in contact with an item or someone with it.
I immediately looked it up. It's normal flu-like symptoms accompanied by nausea and/or a runny tummy. I'm not nauseous though, I just ache all over & my nose is stuffy. I think I'll get it checked out tomorrow.

It was the Ebola outbreak period I had this kind of fear. It's probably just flu.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:36pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


No, apparently you can get it just by coming in contact with an item or someone with it.
I immediately looked it up. It's normal flu-like symptoms accompanied by nausea and/or a runny tummy. I'm not nauseous though, I just ache all over & my nose is stuffy. I think I'll get it checked out tomorrow.

In what town do you reside in SA?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 6:46pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


It was the Ebola outbreak period I had this kind of fear. It's probably just flu.

Lol, really? Reading makes it worse because now I'm starting to imagine & feel symptoms that were not there before reading. Fingers crossed it's just ordinary flu.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 6:46pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


In what town do you reside in SA?

Pretoria. You're in Lagos, right?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 6:58pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Pretoria. You're in Lagos, right?

No, Abuja. I've lived in Lagos though.

Life there is too hectic for me.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 7:05pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:


No, Abuja. I've lived in Lagos though.

Life there is too hectic for me.

I understand what you mean. I also don't like very busy cities.

I'm off to bed, talk to you soon. Gnite.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:10pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


I understand what you mean. I also don't like very busy cities.

I'm off to bed, talk to you soon. Gnite.

Alright, sleep tight.
See you soon too.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by SmallSimba: 8:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
Yobeezy:


Nigerians are just racist fools, they've been dissing Ghanaians as well about their skin appearance.

I think it is inferiority complex

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Hahaha @ the 1st one saying they helped us with our laziness. What a delusional set of people. Charity begins at home, that's all I can say. I hope the South Africans ignore them. That's the only way to deal with attention-seekers with nothing better to do with their time. While they're busy talking tosh online, the 1st citizens of their land are coming to graze on their doorstep & there's absolutely nothing they're going to do about it. Zilch. So why should South Africans be that cruel by fighting with severely abused children of neglect? grin We got far more important issues than to kickoff with paraplegics online grin

Most of you south Africans did the right thing by ignoring those lazy jerks from west Africa, none of you was even replying them on Twitter, I was following their tweets grin grin they think everyone is lazy like them grin grin so they tend to pour their emotions and frustrations to everyone attributed to the failures and backwardness that they've been dining with in their country since time immemorial.
If a country has 26 million unemployed youths, what do you expect them to engage in aside from stupid online battles massaging their silly egos without knowing their country accounts for 2/3 of Africa's problems?
The worst thing is that they're insulting other Africans dark as if themselves are whites, Nigerians are literally brainless and stupid grin

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jul 29, 2019
SmallSimba:


I think it is inferiority complex

Nigerians are plain stupid, period.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 6:40am On Jul 30, 2019
Yobeezy:


Most of you south Africans did the right thing by ignoring those lazy jerks from west Africa, none of you was even replying them on Twitter, I was following their tweets grin grin they think everyone is lazy like them grin grin so they tend to pour their emotions and frustrations to everyone attributed to the failures and backwardness that they've been dining with in their country since time immemorial.
If a country has 26 million unemployed youths, what do you expect them to engage in aside from stupid online battles massaging their silly egos without knowing their country accounts for 2/3 of Africa's problems?
The worst thing is that they're insulting other Africans dark as if themselves are whites, Nigerians are literally brainless and stupid grin

Aha! South Africa has her own national issues to focus on, while they're seeking a diversion so they won't have to face the harsh realities of cattle that seem to be getting preferential treatment over everyone's best interests.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 7:49am On Jul 30, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Aha! South Africa has her own national issues to focus on, while they're seeking a diversion so they won't have to face the harsh realities of cattle that seem to be getting preferential treatment over everyone's best interests.

Exactly! That's it.
Good morning cheesy

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 8:07am On Jul 30, 2019
Yobeezy:


Exactly! That's it.
Good morning cheesy

Good morning, dear. Have a blessed one smiley

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Harbeeorlar(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2019
Apologies am just seeing this... Search #KenyavsNigeria on twitter
xtremeTall:
lol..bro where can I read it pls

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